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Parqua


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  • 468 weeks
    Aku and Praa

    So, Aku may be able to move in with the parasprite, and they just require some funds for transportation. There's a lot more info (also more well-worded info) right around here: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/501151/help-praa-acquire-an-akumokagetsu


    Also here: http://www.gofundme.com/xfqj76e

    1 comments · 455 views
  • 471 weeks
    Bama Journeymane

    A friend of mine, the user Bama Journeymane, has very suddenly just disappeared. Parasprite already made a post on it, but she's not the only one who wants to see Bama back. If you're out there, Bama, could you please just say something?

    0 comments · 249 views
  • 526 weeks
    Hi

    Well, hi everyone.

    59 comments · 881 views
May
11th
2014

Hi · 6:36pm May 11th, 2014

Well, hi everyone.

Report Parqua · 881 views ·
Comments ( 59 )

IT BEGINS

GLORY BE TO THE PARQUA!

Hello :pinkiesmile:

Our lord has spoken to us! Blow the bugles! Light the beacons! Summon the horde!

I am not worthy of your words my lord.

Happy #7 · May 11th, 2014 · · 6 ·

What a Faggot.

HAIL PARQUA!

PRAISE AND FOLLOW!

Hail Parqua!

*bows gracefully, dressed in butler pantsuit* I am at your beck and call, my lord.

Hello kind sir

SHRINKING ANUS LORDS!

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY i'M HERE! GUISE
GUISE!
HALP
PLZ!

*Makes a long, drawn-out fart sound*


...I mean Hi.

"The Lord said, “I have indeed seen the misery of my people in Fimfiction. I have heard them crying out because of their slave drivers, and I am concerned about their suffering. So I have come down to rescue them from the hand of Knighty and to bring them up out of that land into a good and spacious land, a land flowing with milk and honey.""

BASED PARQUA!

I'm baffled at the fact I've been here so long, wrote one(admittedly crappy and cancelled) story, and you have over three times as many followers as I do....

I must know your secrets:pinkiecrazy:

2101205 you are here to find light under parqua and to one day go to Parquadise

What should we sacrifice first for your liking my lord?

I. LOVE. YOUUUUUU. PARQUUUUA!!!!!!!!

We need a tribute for Parqua!

If your kiss would kill me, please just kill me, so I'd die happy.

Good afternoon mysterious stranger.

Our god has spoken

based parquaa

Our lord has spoken friends, we must pray for our continuing life and love from him!

heil parquaa; our one true lord, the creator of all, that one guy who did that thing once

Luz

heil

2101925 Ok, EDIT.
Random MEME/PICTURE/GIF Post.
SPECIFIC ENOUGH!?

LORD PARQUAAD

So, Parqua, ya freaked out yet?

[PARQUA INTENSIFIES]

2102691 GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS!

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