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Spectrumancer


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Apr
8th
2014

....wat. Just wat... · 10:57am Apr 8th, 2014

...wat the actual red raging bollocks is this?

The first half is entirely nothing, just generic exclamations with some stock footage. The second half makes you want to break something. Or someone.
Example: "So they set up this satellite, and they find out, these temperature disturbances, throughout the universe, all point to earth!" Yes, because that's how electromagnetic energy works, you ape! -,-

Oh, and it's narrated by the actress of Captain Janeway, from Star Trek Voyager, because apparently fuck everything.

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Remember:
the sun revolves around the earth
the stars are fixed
the moon is made of cheese
there is a horse on the moon (:trollestia:)

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