Okay okay so okay. I'm still here, and alive, and I wanted to post a little status update so people don't start going wtf wat happened 2 that caynid guy lol.
So, as we've all probably learned by now, the feature box sucks and is, by and large, only ever full of uninteresting short form "comedy". With that in mind, here are some stories you all should be reading:
Haahaha, dat Queen Chrysalis face