Here's Your Late Christmas Present... · 12:36am Dec 27th, 2012
This story is twisted.
Basically, it's that there's been a murder in Canterlot, and they think that it's Donut Joe's fault, because there were sprinkles at the scene. But Joe didn't do it.
So now he has to find out who murdered the filly...
But you'll never believe who did it.
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It starts out pretty dark, but as the story progresses, it gets more comical.
Hope you enjoy my first new story in two-three months.
Is a multi-chapter.
No comments?
Must be slow day.
652079 Batman did it.
652082 ?
652083 It's the most carefully thought out…… conclusion… ever made my mankind.
652086 Batman did it?
That one?
652093![:eeyup:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/eeyup.png)
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I also fav'd it already cuz I'ma read it later and I have 61 stories in my read later list that I, as a matter of fact, haven't "read later".![:derpytongue2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpytongue2.png)
652097 Seems legit.
I have only one story in there.
652100 SUNOVABUTCH!!![:flutterrage:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/flutterrage.png)
*everyone else hopes that it wasn't a typo*
652112![:moustache:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/moustache.png)
652117 Don't you just love making references?![:scootangel:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/scootangel.png)
652120 Yup.
652123![:eeyup:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/eeyup.png)
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652126![:rainbowkiss:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowkiss.png)
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652129![:scootangel:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/scootangel.png)
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652134![:twilightsmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsmile.png)
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652137![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
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652141![:moustache:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/moustache.png)
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652143![:twistnerd:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twistnerd.png)
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652145![:derpytongue2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpytongue2.png)
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652148![:ajsmug:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajsmug.png)
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652154![:rainbowwild:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowwild.png)
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652160![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
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652162![:twilightsmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsmile.png)
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652165 YOU REUSED ONE! YOU LOST!![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
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652168 I did?
...
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
652169 I AM THE WIINNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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652173![:rainbowkiss:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowkiss.png)
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652175 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
NOW TO ROCKET OF IN JOY TO START MY EVIL MASTERPLAN!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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652180![:rainbowwild:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowwild.png)
652182 *ahem*![:coolphoto:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/coolphoto.png)
The first part to the masterplan is to hijack your story.
652184 Go ahead and do what you want.
652189 The first is to post a chapter saying: "Donus drools, Iega rules", and the second is to cancel said story.![:rainbowkiss:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowkiss.png)
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" comment as my own.![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
Then I will claim the "
And lastly, I will get into knighty's account and permaban you.
652199 Okay, try as you may, but you'll never get knighty's password from me.
652204 Actually, I already had his password, I've had it since the second week I joined…![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
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And, as a matter of fact, I changed it. Go ahead and try, it won't work.
652207 Is it Kitty-Katz?
652210 No, that was the password that I changed to. I just changed it again right now.![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
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652213 Is it Puppy-Dawgz?
652216 I shall keep on changing it every single time you attempt to put it in!
652220 No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
652222 *Hint: the first password (before I changed it was FUAlekusu)*![:twilightangry2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightangry2.png)
I didn't like it.
652228![:rainbowkiss:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowkiss.png)
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652232 The second was FURegidar
The third was FUNunchucks
And the last was FUDonusRegidarAlekusuandChuckwardespeciallyDonus
652236![:rainbowwild:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowwild.png)
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Lol, knighty would put that as his password.
652240 Before I changed it just now, I made it Donushas24hrstolive![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
652244 How did you know that!?
652247 Because I planted the superglue on your chair and the chair's legs.
652253 You are mistaken, for I am sitting on the floor!
652257 How are you sitting on the floor if the floor was coated with hydrochloric acid…?![:trixieshiftright:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trixieshiftright.png)
652283 Because I am awesome.
652297 There are also motion detectors that will send Mr. Popo to come "train" you when they are activated.![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)