Along The BoardTrot

In honour of the newest old piece of worldbuilding in G5, I thought I'd make this reference. Or, rather, put a spin on it. *Ahem*...

Oh, when there's summer days
And other Ponies seem aloof,
When your horseshoes are so hot
You wish that all four hooves were fireproof
Along the Boardtrot
Out by the 'Bay, ay, ay, ay.
Havin' a party with my best friends,
We'll be all day.

Along the Boardtrot
In or out of the sun
Along the Boardtrot
We'll be having some fun
Along the Boardtrot
Ponies walkin' above
Along the Boardtrot
Sharin' Platonic love
Along the Boardtrot
Boardtrot.

You can hear the machines
As Izzy's trinkets start to sell
And Sunny's makin' new flavours,
Also those that you know well.
Along the Boardtrot
Out by the 'Bay, ay, ay, ay.
Havin' a party with my best friends,
We'll be all day.

Along the Boardtrot
In or out of the sun
Along the Boardtrot
We'll be having some fun
Along the Boardtrot
Ponies walkin' above
Along the Boardtrot
Sharin' Platonic love
Along the Boardtrot
Boardtrot.

The popcorn's poppin' in a rainbow af unique tastes
And you can be sure that Hitch
Won't leave safety out of place
Along the Boardtrot
Out by the 'Bay, ay, ay, ay.
Havin' a party with my best friends,
We'll be all day.

Along the Boardtrot
In or out of the sun
Along the Boardtrot
We'll be having some fun
Along the Boardtrot
Ponies walkin' above
Along the Boardtrot
Sharin' Platonic love
Along the Boardtrot
Boardtrot.

Zipp's coaster's rollin'
As the Ferris Wheel rises in the air
And Pipp will style your mane
With the new products she has over there.
Along the Boardtrot,
Out by the 'Bay, ay, ay, ay.
Havin' a party with My best friends,
We'll be all day.

Along the Boardtrot
In or out of the sun
Along the Boardtrot
We'll be having some fun
Along the Boardtrot
Ponies walkin' above
Along the Boardtrot
Sharin' Platonic love
Along the Boardtrot
Boardtrot.

Thank you! Thank you!