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Apr
19th
2024

One week ago, I said it would never happen. · 3:03am April 19th

That I would never achieve a Rainbow S ranking on every level of Freedom Planet 2.

And now...

Now only the most frantic, fast-paced, six-phase boss fight in the game is all I have left to do nearly perfectly.

I knew this would be the last one, if I manage to do it at all.

My suffering will be a masterpiece.

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I'm at 27/31, and I swear, somewhere down the line this may have turned into a race. I think I have myself to blame for that. For what it's worth, it got pretty back and forth for a while.

My suffering will be a masterpiece.

I see what you did there. I give credit to the devs for giving Merga multiple pre-battle one-liners. Hearing the same one over and over with each attempt is never good. But this is by far the most memorable.

I have underestimated myself as a gamer before as well. I have surprised myself more than once.

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With enough practice, dedication, and the very occasional guide, you can pull off anything in a game. Except the gold strawberry in the Celeste Farewell chapter. That is NEVER happening.

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That is NEVER happening.

They all say "never say never", they clearly haven’t met that fricking strawberry! But I think some people have managed to pull it off.

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There’s always someone.

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