WTFIWWY-We Can't Take You NOWHERE · 4:27pm April 14th
This week's life lessons learned:
-Keep an eye on your crotch goblins or they may very well steal your car. Though this kid kinda, sorta had a good reason.
-Don't make fun of people with Down's Syndrome. Nobody will feel bad when you get your ass kicked.
-If you get an unexpected discount at the fast food joint, take the W, get your food and leave. Don't pull out a gun and threaten the employees, you will get arrested and go to jail. A firearm is not a remote control for life.
-Don't rub your butthole on a public tap, other people want to use that. I get it, we've all got our fetishes, but fulfill your fetishes in private with consenting adults.
-If you owe a whole bunch of money for child support, maybe set up some sort of flex pay plan. Don't steal a doctor's credentials and fake your own death. That's what we call fraud and identity theft. The FBI doesn't like that and you will go to jail.
-Don't attempt to sneak into an FBI facility, not only will you get arrested, but your car will be royally fucked.
