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TheMajorTechie

Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

TheMajorTechie Joined 10th Jun, 2015 · Offline
Dec
3rd
2023

Fractures · 9:33pm Dec 3rd, 2023

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Report TheMajorTechie · 194 views · Story: What If... · #Fractures #new story #original fiction #original character #NaNoWriMo #rough draft #untitled tonkusverse thing #but now it has a title and isn't 100% just "tonkusverse"

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Dec
24th
2023

A Eulogy for a Friend · 7:01pm Dec 24th, 2023

It's okay now.
You can close your eyes.
You're safe now.
No more pain.
No more pinpricks and needles to deliver cold shots of insulin, day after day.
No more half-blindly running into chairs.
No more needing to stay still and calm, unable to even play with the toys you once threw around.
Last night, you came to me in a dream, watching me silently as I relived your final moments, easing out your final gasps on the carpet upstairs.
And you were okay then.

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Report TheMajorTechie · 220 views · Story: What If... · #A Eulogy for a Friend #Cody #This was plenty hard to write as it is and my hands are still shaky even a day on #But it's for the best

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  • "Asking Techie what he means by anything just gives him more power" - Krickis
  • "I'm scared of what goes on in your head sometimes." - Roxylalolcat
  • "Techie. I am... Concerned." - Roxylalolcat
  • "You're a background character in a sports anime" - FlutterBen
  • "wtf" - PresentPerfect
  • "you shouldn't be allowed to computer" - PixelPipes
  • "it's like you're a gravitational force that pulls in suckage" - PixelPipes

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That one blog post that always seems to attract bots

May
25th
2024

Haha. · 7:53am May 25th

*looks at bank account*
*looks at planned personal projects*
*looks at bank account again*
*looks at how I accidentally bought four collectible coins from a vending machine for $15 at the Kennedy space center during last week's robotics conlmpetition instead of one and cannot return them because it's a vending machine*
*looks at my patreon funding that's currently just enough to cover hosting some minecraft servers I run*
*looks at bank account again*

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Report TheMajorTechie · 128 views · Story: What If... · #Ya boi is broke and got rejected from every internship he's applied for so far. Even an unpaid research position. #peak broke college student moment
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TheMajorTechie
TheMajorTechie #525 · January 15th · · ·
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there's very strong evidence that they're a bot/alt account of a known scammer from DeviantArt. do not interact with them on discord.

Serenity Darkmoon Raven
Serenity Darkmoon Raven #524 · January 15th · · ·
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Hey, why did you call Mizra_k sussy baka?

TheMajorTechie
TheMajorTechie #523 · Sep 11th, 2023 · · ·
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3308773
I specialize in whiplash and whiplash accessories.

6-D Pegasus
6-D Pegasus #522 · Sep 11th, 2023 · · ·
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Ohmygod you're an artist what

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