So it happened. There is an EqG fic where Anon is in a romantic relationship with an EqG character.
I tremble in fear. My hands are shaking. Mom's spaghetti.
How could the Anon authors do it? Why? That was the only thing EqG had over FiM, now both are infected by that green question mark dude.
There is only one thing left to do to fix EqG:
Collect every speaker you can find, connect them to your phone or your computer, and turn the volume up to maximum.