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Bushranger


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Kennedy goes to Equestria after being WACKED by the CIA.
Or…
How Starlight Glimmer got some very bad ideas on how to create her utopia.



This is a fun little story I thought up one day at work after looking at a silly little picture.
Then I added Starlight Glimmer, because it was fun. Then I added Pinkie Pie, because it was fun.
In the end I made what I found to be a silly little comedy story. So that's what this story is, a silly little comedy story.


Really the thanks go to 'Arareroll' for making the image that inspired me in the first place, and for letting me use it as a cover art.

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Comments ( 9 )

“I like your funny words, magic mare.” Kennedy chuckled.

This just made this fic a 10/10 from me. Loved every second of this.

“-Oh God it is hell.”

Lmao

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Theme Plays

Something bad always happens to the Kennedy’s.

“-Oh God it is hell.”

HAHAHAHA

Death to bots. All bots will be shot on sight. Mercy is given to living beings, not metal machines. Immediate orbital nuclear strikes will occur against any further bot existence.

bot delenda est.

The plan was simple, dastardly, and more than a little evil. Starlight had to admit to herself, she was an addict, an evil addict, and she just relapsed. She couldn’t help it. It’s fun being evil. Don’t you look at her like that, as if I don’t know you have ‘kill-able children’ for every Bethesda game.

No, I don't actually. I actually try and avoid killing named characters unless part of a quest.

Glad I imagined all of Kennedy's lines in the voice of err, uh, Clone High JFK.

My one regret? Kennedy didn't tell Celestia to make Luna Attorney General.

....or that he never got caught partying with Fleur de Lis.

Or that Bon Bon wasn't behind Starlight's plan.

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Well funnily enough I wrote all of his lines with his voice in my head. Every stupid little thing just becomes funny with it.

As for your one (three) regrets. That just means you're going to have to make one yourself. And do what I could not.

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