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Chuck Norris wrote this fact.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris can go into combat without wearing a Kevlar vest. Because bullets are smart enough not to go anywhere close to Chuck Norris.
God of War is not a fictional game, but an interactive documentary of Chuck Norris' childhood.
We ask the president to make laws, The president asks Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. THEN it blew up.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Ever wondered how you just died in Modern Warfare 2? That was Chuck Norris.
Gandalf said, "You shall not pass." Chuck Norris said, "Try me."
The search for WMD's in Iraq ended when they found Chuck Norris in a room. They closed the door and pretended to not find anything.
Chuck Norris invented the different time zones so he could sleep longer.
At the end of WWII, the U.S. Government considered developing 2 weapons: the Atom Bomb, or the Chuck Norris Roundhouse. They made the humane choice.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Being a great American, Chuck Norris gave credit to the Navy SEALS.
Chuck Norris has 3-D tattoo's
On June 25th 2009 Chuck Norris decided to not buy any more Music Mad by Michael Jackson...
Chuck Norris plays MW3, he got a multi kill with a care package.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
When Chuck Norris played the Game of Life, it turned into the the Game of Death
How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris has one son... his name is Goku.
Chuck Norris once flew into a black hole, took some pictures, then flew back out.
Chuck Norris hated the Red Sox. The Yankees win because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks anyone who try to beat them!
Chuck Norris can hit 11 out of 10 targets with 9 arrows.
Chuck Norris played Farmville once, as a result an entire third-world nation ate for a month.
in space no-one can hear you scream.....except chuck norris!
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He just stand on the porch, daring it to grow.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can touch himself in the back.
Chuck Norris once blew his nose into a piece of paper. Today those pieces of paper are known as $100 bills.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
Chuck Norris can't perform Hadoukens, he IS a Hadouken
Chuck Norris doesnt have a mullet, his moustache just has back-up.
It is known that Chuck Norris' blood can cure cancer, but since he never bleeds, it can't be cured.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Pluto is not a planet because Chuck Norris said so.
If you had a near death experience with Chuck Norris, you did not actually meet Chuck Norris.