I don't write about crossovers, ships, or Princess Luna. I'm probably doomed to languish in obscurity.

Disclaimer: may actually write about ships one day.

The kind with sails.

Wah-wah-wah!

Click here to read an interview I did for the Royal Canterlot Library regarding The Mare in the High Castle.

ERainbow Dash's Super-Awesome Self-Insert Figures Out If It Would Matter
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Rainbow Dash takes on the hottest new literary fad sweeping Equestria: tales of friendship torn asunder by a thorny hypothetical question about Changelings. Natually, she tackles the issue with her usual panache.
Spike
Main 6
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ETwi-Write Here, Write Now
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
To alleviate her boredom, Twilight writes a book. She splits her creativity into a separate entity to make the task easier, but the foallike sprite gets out of control and wrecks havoc.
Twilight
Spike
ponichaeism · 7.1k words · 48 0 · 1.7k views
TNo Pony Left Behind 2: Enduring Freedom
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Starlight Glimmer and her mob of fiery new followers emerge from hiding with one loud demand: equalized elections for the office of princess. But there's nothing to worry about, because she could never win. Could she....?
Applejack
Apple Bloom
Big Mac
Granny Smith
Starlight Glimmer
ponichaeism · 7.4k words · 17 8 · 858 views
ENo Pony Left Behind
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
A completely unbiased, thoroughly fair and balanced look at the life of a young filly named Glory as she grows up in Starlight Glimmer's Equal Equestria.
OC
Starlight Glimmer
ponichaeism · 4.9k words · 38 2 · 1.2k views
TEquestrian Time-Slip
MLP: FiM
Dark
Random
Slice of Life
Twilight decides to put on a surreal piece of dramatic theater. And then things get weird....
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Applejack
Rarity
Flash Sentry
ponichaeism · 10k words · 41 6 · 976 views
TThe Mare in the High Castle
MLP: FiM
Dark
Drama
Mystery
Sci-Fi
Thriller
Under the eternal moonlight, a hoofful of strangers cross paths on the streets of Canterlot, capital of the Empire of the Moon, over the course of one eventful day.
Alt. Universe
Trixie
Main 6
CMCs
Changelings
Coco Pommel
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Feb

21st

2016

[no title] · 11:37pm Feb 21st, 2016

Man, there's been a lot of famous people I love dying lately, but I'm just gonna pop onto Wikipedia real quick to reassure myself that one of my favorite authors, Umberto Eco, is still kicking it strong, at the ripe old age of--

"Died February 19th, 2016"

....

I'm gonna need a minute here. :pinkiesad:

Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus.

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Pony Tales

Twi-Write Here, Write Now To alleviate her boredom, Twilight writes a book. She splits her creativity into a separate entity to make the task easier, but the foallike sprite gets out of control and wrecks havoc. by ponichaeism 7,141 words · 48 · 0
Flow My Tears, the Fashionista Said Successful fashionista Rarity is the talk of Manehattan, but when a spell goes wrong she finds herself lost in an alternate version of the city, a police state where nopony remembers her. by ponichaeism 6,988 words · 25 · 2
Rainbow Dash's Super-Awesome Self-Insert Figures Out If It Would Matter Rainbow Dash takes on the hottest new literary fad sweeping Equestria: tales of friendship torn asunder by a thorny hypothetical question about Changelings. Natually, she tackles the issue with her usual panache. by ponichaeism 8,181 words · 93 · 6
No Pony Left Behind A completely unbiased, thoroughly fair and balanced look at the life of a young filly named Glory as she grows up in Starlight Glimmer's Equal Equestria. by ponichaeism 4,919 words · 38 · 2
Trip the Light Fantastic Vinyl Scratch goes on an odyssey for the perfect song. by ponichaeism 24,394 words · 14 · 1

The PKD-Verse

The Mare in the High Castle Under the eternal moonlight, a hoofful of strangers cross paths on the streets of Canterlot, capital of the Empire of the Moon, over the course of one eventful day. by ponichaeism 161,695 words · 166 · 17
Equestrian Time-Slip Twilight decides to put on a surreal piece of dramatic theater. And then things get weird.... by ponichaeism 10,284 words · 41 · 6

A series of stories set in a dark alternate world homaging the works of Philip K. Dick.

TIMELINE

PROLOGUE:
In the course of writing, I found myself needing to figure out if one of my stories came before or after another one, as I like to keep my stories "in continuity" with each other. It occurred to me that not only would a handy timeline help me, but it might also be beneficial to my readers as well, since the release order of my stories means nothing, chronologically speaking, yet occasionally they might refer to one another. So, with that said, here's the timeline. All the dates are guesswork or outright made-up by me, and subject to change if/when I notice a mistake or if I want to make it conform better to canon. That said, the show plays very fast and loose with continuity (Dash's comment about Tank's first winter, despite already having a Christmas episode) and I've never been a stickler for it anyway, so I'm not going to worry too much about it.
Call it a loose canon, if you will.

THE TIMELINE:
Epochs are measured in "Before Nightmare Moon" (B.N.) or "After Nightmare Moon" (A.N.).

40BN:
Special Illumination (unfinished)
Untitled Starswirl Adventure, concerning an adventure to Neighbakhr (not started)

25BN:
Hearth's Warming Eve, play contents

0AN:
Princess Twilight Sparkle, duel between Celestia and Luna
The Mare in the High Castle, universes diverge

1000AN:
SUMMER SUN CELEBRATION
The Mare in the Moon, season one starts
Swarm of the Century
WINTER

1003AN:
WINTER
The Crystal Empire, season three starts
Pinker, Paler, Scolder, Pie (unfinished)
Trip the Light Fantastic
Magical Mystery Cure, season three ends
SUMMER SUN CELEBRATION
Princess Twilight Sparkle, season four starts
Rainbow's End (in progress)
Castle-Mania
WINTER

1004AN:
WINTER
Inspiration Manifestation
Josh goes to equestria (intentionally outside continuity)
Equestria Games
No Pony Left Behind
Twilight's Kingdom, season four ends
The Cutie Map, season five starts
Tanks for the Memories
WINTER

1005AN:
WINTER
SUMMER SUN CELEBRATION
The Mare in the High Castle, alternate timeline[1]
Rarity Investigates
Shallow Diamonds (in progress)
Made In Manehattan/Brotherhooves Social
Twi-Write Here, Write Now
Crusaders of the Lost Mark
Rainbow Dash's Super-Awesome Self-Insert Figures Out If It Would Matter
Equestrian Time-Slip, alternate timeline
Hearthbreakers
WINTER

1006AN:
WINTER
The Cutie Remark, season five ends
No Pony Left Behind 2 (intentionally outside continuity)
Do Hippoids Dream of Electric Shetlands?, alternate timeline (not started)
SUMMER SUN CELEBRATION

1012AN:
Flow My Tears, the Fashionista Said

[1]: Due to the frozen celestial mechanics, time in alt-Equestria is largely guesswork. The events of High Castle take place in what they think is (the Equestrian equivalent of) February, 999AN.