Friday Jokes and Random Stuff. Rawr. · 4:28am Dec 6th, 2014
If it takes 5 men 6 hours to build a wall how many hours does it take 10 men to build it?
-None, the wall was already built!
What did the ground say to the tree?
-You're cracking me up.
Guess what?
-Chicken butt
There is a rare creature amongst the grass. What shall you do?
A) Keep staring, it'll stay put.
B) Run. FAR AWAY.
C) KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
D) Make it your pet. (Not responsible for POOP)
E) All of the above
A bomb has been spotted in a school. What do you do?
Echooooooooooo!
1125680 Burning Surprise? You mean like spicy? Eh... -Puts on Flaming Armor- This armor protects me from everything. We shall see if the spice shall work. :3
1125672
Well duh, it's Apple Jack Daniels of course.
The best way to start a party!
Spiked with a burning surprise.
1125667 Ehh.... Okay. -Nom- Hm... Pretty tasty! What flavor is it?
1125623
Of course it is !
I have my eye on you.
*Boops your nose*
Now eat up~