All you need to know that wasn't portrayed in the gifs above.

My Level -
0-100 followers - Swabbie
100-300 - Executive Private
300-500 - I can do better
500-700 - Mr. Goodtibbles
700-1000 - Rising Star
1000-1500 - Author of Power
1500 - 1750 - I can write some good shit
1750 - 2000 - My creator made a good choice in making me
2000-2500 - You know who I am one way or another
2500-3000 - You are all peasants
3000-3500 - I am Blueblood without ponification, and you are all peasants
3500-4000 - Imma get dis shit published
4000 -4500 - There's really this many people on this site
4500+ - I need to get out more