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A man with a love of top hats and the finer things in life. Like aged rum. And UNICORNS.

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  • A Dodgy Business Applejack returns to Dodge Junction to help save Cherry Hill Ranch. Against her are trolls, a gang of kleptomaniacs, and a dainty but psychotic griffon. On her side is the most accident-prone pony in Equestria. by MLP-Silver-Quill 45,680 words · 13,273 views · 344 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Anthropology Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans. by JasonTheHuman 130,415 words · 123,782 views · 7,608 likes · 159 dislikes
  • pony.exe David Carrian finds a virus has infected his computer. Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle doesn't know where she is, and there's data floating everywhere around her... by Blue Blaze {COMET} 46,795 words · 11,019 views · 1,511 likes · 54 dislikes
  • Riverdream at Sunset: a Manuscript Lord Dunsany has a curious adventure in the Lands of Dream, in a realm where beasts can talk and the sun rides low in the sky. by GroaningGreyAgony 7,791 words · 1,377 views · 177 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Changeling of the Guard Not all changelings are fit for life in a hive. But that doesn't mean they're capable of life outside it, either. Join one such changeling as he tries to find his place in Equestria, and what the difference is between survival and living. by vdrake77 98,682 words · 16,457 views · 2,102 likes · 28 dislikes

Latest Stories

  • T The Iron Horse: Everything's Better With Robots!

    A cute robot pony. A mysterious origin. A princess who believes anyone can learn friendship, even a cold, logical machine. A journey begins...  · The Hat Man
    471,869 words · 6,644 views  ·  778  ·  18
  • E Freedom Flourishes

    A young pony flees the Crystal Empire during King Sombra's reign; a thousand years later, a group of ponies arrives in the Empire with a story to tell.  · The Hat Man
    4,164 words · 148 views  ·  25  ·  1
  • E Gadget's Gift: A Hearth's Warming Tale

    The youngest engineer in the history of the Vanderbull Railroad Company is eager to prove herself with a new invention. But to do so, she may sacrifice going home for Hearth's Warming. A young girl must choose: her career or her family.  · The Hat Man
    9,834 words · 268 views  ·  48  ·  0
  • E BINARY: Pony.exe x The Iron Horse

    Twilight had been living as a program in a college guy's computer, but now she's back in Equestria! Unfortunately, she's still a program, only now she's stuck inside a robot pony. No one's happy about this. ("Pony.exe"/"The Iron Horse" Crossover!)  · The Hat Man
    22,654 words · 1,005 views  ·  136  ·  4
  • E Marble's Horizon

    Marble Pie has lived on the rock farm her whole life. Every morning, when she goes to fetch water from the well, she looks out at the horizon to watch the sun rise. One day, she begins to wonder what lies beyond it...  · The Hat Man
    4,554 words · 610 views  ·  86  ·  0
  • E Everypony Writes a Round Robin

    Twilight and her friends take turns writing a short story. This is the result...  · The Hat Man
    1,764 words · 520 views  ·  45  ·  0

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  • T Trixie And Her Amazing Pet Changeling

    A lost and starving changeling encounters a broke and desperate Trixie. It works out better than expected.  · Georg
    19,387 words · 3,452 views  ·  656  ·  7
  • T A Flim Flam Family Affair

    Flim has a stroke of good fortune. Princess Twilight and her new wife Applejack desperately require his signature on some very important paperwork. Oh yeah, and there's a foal involved too. Not that that really matters...  · bookplayer
    5,309 words · 1,273 views  ·  193  ·  15
  • E Of Angels

    What makes an angel? Is it wings and a halo? Is it good deeds, a gentle touch, beauty? I’ve thought on that long and hard.  · PaulAsaran
    4,023 words · 1,799 views  ·  301  ·  3
  • E She's Definitely Got The Mane For It

    There's something about Rara that just seems so familiar.  · Dilos1
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  • E Cutie Mark Crusader Magicians, Yay!

    Trixie gets three new apprentices in stage magic. Or, the Crusaders get a new victim in their search for their cutie marks.  · DrakeyC
    44,162 words · 2,617 views  ·  217  ·  4
  • E The One Week Year

    Fillydelphia's in trouble! A wildfire ravages Wheatland Farms, and thousands of ponies are facing starvation! One mare has a daring plan, but for it to work, she needs the help of her friends, and most of all, a pegasus as stubborn as her...  · HapHazred
    28,228 words · 809 views  ·  128  ·  8

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  • The Iron Horse: Everything's Better With Robots! A cute robot pony. A mysterious origin. A princess who believes anyone can learn friendship, even a cold, logical machine. A journey begins... by The Hat Man 471,869 words · 6,644 views · 778 likes · 18 dislikes
  • BINARY: Pony.exe x The Iron Horse Twilight had been living as a program in a college guy's computer, but now she's back in Equestria! Unfortunately, she's still a program, only now she's stuck inside a robot pony. No one's happy about this. ("Pony.exe"/"The Iron Horse" Crossover!) by The Hat Man 22,654 words · 1,005 views · 136 likes · 4 dislikes
  • The Reality I Choose Battling Starlight Glimmer, Twilight finds herself in another alternate timeline. Only this time, she finds herself in the Golden Oak Library with the Princess of Friendship: Sunset Shimmer. by The Hat Man 6,989 words · 9,889 views · 949 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Marble's Horizon Marble Pie has lived on the rock farm her whole life. Every morning, when she goes to fetch water from the well, she looks out at the horizon to watch the sun rise. One day, she begins to wonder what lies beyond it... by The Hat Man 4,554 words · 610 views · 86 likes · 0 dislikes
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#82 · 2d, 21h ago · · ·

>>2421326 Glad to hear it. It's always better to reconcile than stay embittered. :twilightsmile:

#80 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2408912

You're probably wondering why I asked the one question that I did regarding how I should go about creating and writing fanfiction. There's a reason for that.

Writing my own fanfic isn't all that I'm doing. I'm in the process of taking up courses regarding everything about the filmmaking process.

If I told you that in addition to creating a fanfic of my own, I'm also in the process of writing scripts (one being an original idea of my own and the others involving MLP: FiM), what would you say?

#79 · 3w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2408843 Canterlot, Cloudsdale, and Ponyville.

Canterlot had tons of history and unique architecture. It would be truly amazing to see.

Cloudsdale because, holy sh:yay:t, it's a city in the clouds!

Ponyville because it has a lot of great little locales, including Sugarcube Corner, Town Hall, and the Doctor's workshop, not to mention Twi's castle. I'd also lay some flowers at the ruins of the Golden Oak Library. :fluttershysad:

#78 · 3w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2408791 If you could visit any place in Equestria (if Equestria were a real place), where would you go and why?

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Mar
22nd
2017

Recently, I got a request from Unclever Hans to be a pre-reader for his story in light of my occasional reviews.

While I turned them down in that respect, I did agree to write a review of their story, "Obsession," mostly out of morbid curiosity. It has the distinction of being the first M-rated fic I've reviewed on this blog and an ultra-rare Human-In-Equestria story. Many of you may already be familiar with my disdain for HiE stories, but I decided in good faith to give this story a shot, in particular because Hans seemed eager for some feedback to make their story better.

So, let's dive into...

"Obsession" by Unclever Hans

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