1. Member Since 22nd Mar, 2012
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I'm not a pony, but I sure act like one.

Equestria Daily Featured Stories

  • The Pursuit of Happiness Twilight reflects on how her friends have left, and wonders what true happiness is. by Tayman 9,165 words · 3,274 views · 131 likes · 5 dislikes
  • One Simple Choice Rainbow Dash must choose between pursuing the Wonderbolts, or staying in Ponyville with her friends. by Tayman 12,530 words · 2,435 views · 99 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Waiting by Tayman 2,785 words · 6,038 views · 331 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Fine Tuning Octavia has been tuning her cello for way too long, and Lyra is getting sick of it. by Tayman 6,407 words · 3,532 views · 204 likes · 5 dislikes
Mar
10th
2016

Tayman plays DDR on Twitch!

Little known fact: I've been playing DDR since the summer of 2004, which makes just over a decade of stomping up, down, left, and right arrows. It's one of the main reasons that I hate exercise unless it's entertaining (I love baseball and frisbee and other outdoor sports, but workouts strictly to work out, ew, no), and I was actually active in my local arcade DDR scene through middle school and first couple years of high school (until our mall's arcade got torn down to make way for my town's third Verizon store, like that's fucking necessary).

I bought my own personal metal dance pad with bar for $300 back in January of 2012, and it's still holding up after, no joke, probably hundreds of thousands of fervent stomps. I thought it would be fun to stream my faux-dancing exploits on Twitch, and I might be the only person to do so on a pad - most of the Stepmania streams live at any given time are doing keyboard wizardry, but I've spotted no other pad players so far.

So, if you'd like to watch a shirtless 24 year old bust a move (so long as said moves are confined to four arbitrary locations), check out my channel and subscribe if you like what I see! I'm on most evenings (US central time) for between twenty and thirty minutes per session, though I won't be on next week, as I'll be back home for spring break. I play a mix of DDR, In The Groove, and Trotmania (pony DDR) songs, and I'm happy to take requests from anyone in the chat.

I'm going live right after this blog is published, so I hope to see you around!

-Tayman

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Latest Stories

  • T Hoofin' It

     · Tayman
    3,856 words · 18,598 views  ·  1,492  ·  65 · sex
  • E Overthinking It

    Over-rationalizing can be a terrible thing.  · Tayman
    6,677 words · 3,628 views  ·  190  ·  4
  • E Fine Tuning

    Octavia has been tuning her cello for way too long, and Lyra is getting sick of it.  · Tayman
    6,407 words · 3,532 views  ·  204  ·  5
  • E One Simple Choice

    Rainbow Dash must choose between pursuing the Wonderbolts, or staying in Ponyville with her friends.  · Tayman
    12,530 words · 2,435 views  ·  99  ·  2
  • E Waiting

     · Tayman
    2,785 words · 6,038 views  ·  331  ·  10
  • E The Pursuit of Happiness

    Twilight reflects on how her friends have left, and wonders what true happiness is.  · Tayman
    9,165 words · 3,274 views  ·  131  ·  5
  • E First Dawn

    Equestria is in its infancy, and Celestia has been thrust into power.  · Tayman
    7,275 words · 739 views  ·  15  ·  0
  • E As Time Goes On

    Twilight wonders how long time will allow her and her friends to stay together.  · Tayman
    5,548 words · 1,129 views  ·  32  ·  0
  • E Cross my Heart and Hope to Fly

    When life is good , sometimes it's easy to forget about what we have, and instead long for more.  · Tayman
    8,834 words · 670 views  ·  28  ·  1
  • E Behind a Sunny Face

    How does one deal with infinite, inevitable loss?  · Tayman
    12,355 words · 1,402 views  ·  43  ·  3

Watching

234 members follow Tayman

Tayman follows 22 members

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#16 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·

There's a group called the Canterlot Cafe.

...

I swear I did not know about you when I started it.

But HEY, funny coincidence.

#13 · 120w, 4d ago · · ·

Hey, Tay! Thanks so much for adding my story A Sweet Taste of Cake to your Favorites bookshelf. I'm glad that you enjoyed my little story about two ponies who fell—and stayed—in love.:twilightsmile:

#12 · 129w, 1h ago · · ·

Hey, Tay! Thank you very much for placing my story Dear Idiot on your Favorites bookshelf. I'm very glad that you could enjoy the piece, despite it being an older one of my works.:twilightsmile:

#11 · 142w, 3d ago · · ·

Oh, wow! Thank you very much for the Watch! I hope that I can keep doing my best to deserve it!:twilightsmile:

#10 · 156w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1167835

Why, thank you! I look forward to pitching some raunchy ideas to you soon. Hoping we can chat on some delicious subjects more often.

#9 · 157w, 1d ago · · ·

Welcome welcome welcome! A fine welcome to you!

Welcome welcome welcome! I say, how do you do?

Welcome welcome welcome to a choice you won't regret!

Welcome welcome welcome to FIMFiction.net!

:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Thanks for following me, Tayman!:yay:

I really appreciate it and I hope my stories continue to entertain you in some way. :twilightsmile:

If you ever want to collaborate on a dirty, kinky story, send me a PM!

#8 · 161w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1110822

Absolutely! The story was incredible, and gave me my fair share of poigant thoughts to roll around over a cup of tears. Celestia's tale struck me as touching and inspiring more than anything else, sweeping away the melancholy passing of eons that our Solar Princess must endure. Thank you for sharing your amazing talents with us.

#7 · 161w, 3d ago · · ·

Thanks for the Fave of As a Mother. I hope that the story gave you something to ponder about Tia and what she has given up to serve her little ponies.:pinkiesad2:

#6 · 178w, 6d ago · · ·

>>881943

How could I pass up the opportunity to stalk an author who's displayed a lofty propensity for luscious jug-fucking?

(Even if said author remains shamefully at count zero for stories displaying said fetish. Hop to it, filly).

#5 · 179w, 2d ago · · ·

There must be more titfucking. Thanks for the watch!

#4 · 234w, 3d ago · · ·

Been soooo looong... It seems another worthy writepony has been struck down by circumstances at once unknowable and tragic. Come back soon, Tayman. :pinkiesad2:

#3 · 251w, 1d ago · · ·

I saw a brief flash of a blog, and thought you'd like to know: I did so long before you posted Hoofin' It. You write well, and you should feel good about yourself. :pinkiehappy:

#2 · 251w, 1d ago · · ·

I must say you write incredibly well. Keep up the great work!

#1 · 269w, 3d ago · · ·

hi(^_^):pinkiehappy:you should check out my blog its the only one im running:ajsmug:>>4028

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