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I only use prereaders if I'm writing something of decent length and quality, which is why I never use prereaders. :rainbowlaugh: Expanded Bio: >>2291151

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  • Are We Not All Trash Doves, Eating From the Garbage Can of Life? Trash Doves invade Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle is annoyed, Fluttershy is ambivalent, and everyone learns the slightly depressing yet also uplifting philosophy behind Pinkie Pie's party proclivities by Super Trampoline 1,402 words · 193 views · 25 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Necessary Evil Loving me could be your fatal flaw. by Super Trampoline 1,002 words · 246 views · 16 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Feeling That Way You're drenched in sweat and ennui. She's fighting the enemy, and you're fighting depression. Stuck forever in a nowhere town, you try to rise above inertia, but you only end up feeling useless. You're always feeling that way. by Super Trampoline 1,019 words · 251 views · 25 likes · 2 dislikes

Wherever You are in This World, Thank You for Visiting!


The sequel to White Space is coming August 6th, and it's HEAVY.

To love a changeling is one thing. But to love your husband's killer? That's pushing it.

My name is Sandy Shoreline, and I'm married to a monster.

Changeling Your Point of View

Long Term Project: Austraeohaiku

Rainbow Dash flies east,

Seventeen sounds at a time,

Each chapter three lines.

This is a retelling of Austraeoh in haiku form.

Currently on: Chapter 17 of 200

Date started: December 28, 2013

Projected publishing date: Hopefully in April

Projected completion date: Someday


The SuperVerse

The Many Adventures of Doctor Whooves and Fleur Dis Lee
[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]

The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. Shenanigans ensue. 26 6

[Slice of Life]

Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all. 17 1

The Assassination of Rarity Belle by the Coward August Flower
[Tragedy] [sad]

Pretty self-explanatory (not written yet.) [/size]

Sweetie Beltway
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] Cutie Mark Crusaders Civil Engineers Yay!0 0

Nothing Gold Can Stay
[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover] [Slice of Life]

After Rarity's death, Doctor Whooves Takes Discord, Celestia, and Fleur Dis Lee several billion years into the future, to watch the long-princessless sun engulf the planet Earth. Somehow, that makes things better. 18 1

Go West, Young Mare
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash visit a friend. Unfortunately, this friend lives a thousand miles away. Oh and he's a high priest—whatever that means. And he's at least 3,000 years old. And Twilight miiiight have a crush on him. Eww.0 0

Needless to say, these took a lot of formatting.

One of my Pet Peeves

Proud Part of the Make Meeester Happy Foundation!

Unique stories, and my favorite story

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  • Magic, and Mayhem, and... Murder? Oh my... Shawn Spencer, fake psychic detective, goes where no man has gone before. by Invictus 137,798 words · 9,558 views · 907 likes · 22 dislikes

Stories That Made Me Cry

Favorite Adventures That Aren't Anthropology or Integration or Fo:E or Equestria from Dust or Echo the Diamond Dog or the 600+ chapter behemoth by Imploding Colon (Who is Really ShortSkirtsandExplosions)!

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  • The Eternal Song I'm Vinyl Scratch. DJ, producer, lover, borderline alcoholic... and now, apparently, savior of the universe. Yeah, I don't really know either. by Stereo_Sub 87,983 words · 3,226 views · 371 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Three Hundred and Fifty The future has everything that any pony could ever want. Twilight Sparkle wants to go home. by Void Chicken 48,448 words · 16,137 views · 2,282 likes · 65 dislikes
  • It's Not A Cold Dark Place (Original Version) Six stars on EQD! To save Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo must confront her fears and sail to the land where dreams are made... by Lucky Dreams 9,476 words · 5,968 views · 216 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Mother of Invention Awake and alone, Applejack will find a way to survive. by zaponator 156,998 words · 8,838 views · 769 likes · 21 dislikes

Those things where I almost always uncheck the two boxes in the settings...

The Best Character Study I've Read

In which Shining Armor is painfully deconstructed and put back together a stronger stallion in the wake of his wedding

Cadence In A Minor

by Isseus

Some More Pictures I Like

Bat ponies are best ponies. I should know. I am one.

Holy cow this is adorable!

Sixteen Selected Stories: Silly, Spike, Stupid, Scary, Senescence, Sensual, Sweet, Saccharine, Shivering, Speed, Sequel, Slurred, Sun, Simile, Sad, Shenanigans


About Me · 9:32pm

You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow

Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie

I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm

that is the worst oc i have ever seen even of the joke ones ~coolin79

I think your very existence on this site is just a huge shitpost. ~Punished Yamsmos

Hello my name is Super Trampoline, and I am a bat pony studying music composition. I also write mediocre fanfiction about the documentary show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Cheers! Want to know anything about me or talk about something? Just ask!

Something you should know about me is that I write VERY short chapters. My longest chapter, the one shot about Fluttershy and the Gila monster, clocks in at just over 6,000 words, and is over three times longer than any other chapters I've written. at the other end of the extreme, my bad shipfic anthology is comprised almost entirely of 100 word chapters.

As far as labels go, I consider myself a heteroflexible feminist pro-choice pro-Palestinian anti-fascist LGBTQ-ally hippie Christian idealist environmentalist pacifistic capitalistic socialist.

If you had to compare me to characters on the show, I'm like Twilight Sparkle minus her work ethic and the cult of organization, mixed with Pinkie Pie with a little more self awareness and a little less outgoing. And I love animals like Fluttershy but have neither the patience to care for them nor her semi-crippling shyness.

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#522 · 4w, 6d ago · · ·

Thanks for the watch comrade <3

#521 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2394211 Well, besides the fact that anybody to the political right of Bernie Sanders is a fascist, according to the Antifa?

And you still have not answered my questions...

#520 · 6w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

>>2394211 Elie Wiesel had a good quote and with fair enough rep.  Gave him the benefit of the doubt.  Plus I been learning to leave dead people lay.  Soros on the other hand (fuck him) don't give any benefit.  50,000 bucks was not well spent to shut down non-violent speaking event with some clown.  Anyhow, just assume that Antifa was just bunch trolls until then, cause...  only Antifa know personally are young and a bit foolish.  Plus they are trolls.  

Plus this bit of noise:

Antifa and the Black Bloc Explained

True or not - this is the perception that seems the most real and rational.  

Used to be a leftist until SJW and useful idiots fucked things and mostly killed the left.  Learned though that labels just make it easier for the real monsters to control you.  I'm confusing enough without trying to stick on a label.  

#519 · 6w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2394195 You have an Elie Wiesel quote as your short bio so I'm not sure why you're decrying my opposition to fascism.

#518 · 6w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh... ugh, Antifa.  Oh good god trolling!

#517 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2393665 me personally? None.

#516 · 6w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

How many McDonalds buildings have you vandalized in your tantrum movement?

#515 · 6w, 6d ago · 2 · ·

>>2391275 Ah, most excellent. Then we are on the same page.

So, tell me; how does it feel ascribing to the same ideology as domestic terrorists? And if you do not, then do you openly repudiate them, and will you still refer to yourself by the same title they use?

Or will you use your previous "alibi" about acceptable violence against those who disagree with you on the pretense that those who are being abused are "fascists", and are deserving of such treatment (even those who are either not fascist, or are but not advocating democide, which seemed to be the other criteria for your condemnation and judgement)?

Also, how does it feel openly claiming membership to a social/political/economic ideology that has a much larger legacy of corpses than fascism (specifically that of Nazi Germany) does?

Not excusing Hitler, mind, but going by the numbers, both Stalin and Mao Tse Tung do hold the edge, one must admit. As such, how do you defend against someone of the opposing political ideology claiming the right to beat your head in with a blunt object, since being guilty of democide by association and political opposition seem to be the main criteria for justification?

Last question, and then your turn.

How can you defend socialism when other countries who have tried it have failed or are failing (Venezuela comes to mind)?

#514 · 6w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2391252  correct. I attend Socialist party meetings and protests, and I will be running for office this year.

#513 · 6w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

>>2390776 I see; and I also assume that your current political activism takes either the actual (participatory) or moral support of the protesters styling themselves as "Anti-Fascists"?

Edit: And I use the term "protesters" quite loosely.

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