So yeah someone finally did the basic factoring and figured out that classyghost was my alt, I got a 3(?) day ban and now I'm back.
My time offsite was completely unproductive and just made me realize how little time I spend actively on fimfic these days.
Denizens of fimfiction! For daring to forget about me I sentence you to a fate more horrifying than any of the plagues unleashed upon Egypt! I shall unleash Sorrowful Homecoming upon your wretched mongrel hides!