I'm a slow writer, an adept editor, and apparently I also review things.

I should probably write more stuff here.

Amethyst Star is best pony.

Assorted Favorites

There Is Love Beyond What Lingers Two ponies meet on Hearth's Warming Eve and learn that, when it comes to friendship, there is no such thing as accidents. by shortskirtsandexplosions 12,943 words · 188 · 3
Old Friends She noticed the pony for the first time when she was young, not long after she'd received her cutie mark. He became her oldest friend. by RBDash47 2,323 words · 730 · 15
Tired Pinkie Pie reconnects with a few of her old friends. by Ebon Mane 7,038 words · 773 · 8
Where Have the Stars Gone? What does it mean to be immortal? Celestia's memory is very old. It is twisted and confused. She wakes one night to find that she can no longer tell her memories and her dreams apart. She no longer knows what was real and what was only dreamed. by HoofBitingActionOverload 2,871 words · 674 · 12
For Whom We Are Hungry You didn't want to come here, but fate cares nothing for insects. The story of a changeling in Ponyville. by Cold in Gardez 14,935 words · 1,036 · 13

Assorted Favorites

The Adventuring Type Rainbow Dash gets bored waiting for monster attacks in Ponyville and decides to find some adventures of her own. by Cold in Gardez 73,109 words · 284 · 6
A Diamond and a Tether Of all the birthday presents Lucy expected, a pink talking pony was not one of them. by PatchworkPoltergeist 12,704 words · 329 · 4
An Ally Called Preponderance Five years ago, Dr. Natalie Sydney was contacted by a mysterious extraterrestrial. Now, it's happening again. by Myriad Kay 18,936 words · 155 · 2
Daylight Burning The return of an ancient enemy draws the ponies into a deadly spy game. by Guesswork 71,200 words · 740 · 33
The Diary Of An Evil Pony Dear Diary. I have selected my new name for this job: "Fleur De Lis." The target's name is Fancy Pants, and he's rich, well-known, and single. This is going to be a breeze. by TheBrianJ 8,312 words · 1,334 · 15

Assorted Favorites

Harmony Theory Rainbow Dash awakens in a strange land and must discover why, and how to return home. by Sharaloth 581,367 words · 1,445 · 42
Going Up The story of a very ordinary pony's extraordinary day. by Chris 4,571 words · 606 · 9
A Door Jam Twilight, Applejack and Fluttershy end up on an adventure when Pinkie develops a strange obsession with Sugarcube Corner's back door. by xjuggernaughtx 10,904 words · 356 · 10
Consonance Ponies in Ponyville are disappearing, and only Pinkie Pie can save the day. by PropMaster 8,770 words · 151 · 7
Stardust Can Twilight earn the trust and friendship of people who are by nature suspicious and hostile to anything that isn't 'human'? by Arad 216,600 words · 6,189 · 103

Assorted Favorites

Twilight, Revised Twilight Sparkle gets brainwashed. Mind controlled, sort-of Twilight x Celestia. Nightmare Moon too. by An Unimpressive 33,727 words · 897 · 80
Whip and Wing Daring Do & Indiana Jones battle each others' enemies in a race to save their worlds and themselves. by Fernin 55,000 words · 1,653 · 26
No Quixote Here Prince Blueblood tries to do good things and fails. by redsquirrel456 13,805 words · 428 · 5
Happy Birthday, Dear Twilight Pinkie has a secret. So far, she's kept it from everyone, but Twilight can tell that something's wrong with her. So she offers what vague support she can… until Pinkie takes her into the basement to show her. by Pascoite 7,647 words · 749 · 30
Stranger Than Dictation Pinkie Pie tries to write a story with Spike's help to cheer up Twilight's sour mood. Little did Twilight know this was a bad idea from the start. by Masem 26,691 words · 111 · 3

TThe Root Of All Fears
MLP: FiM
Horror
Tragedy
Nightmare Moon has been banished to the moon for a thousand years. But her essence can still wander, and she’s found that the dreamscape is a wonderful place to occupy her time.
Celestia
OC
Nightmare Moon
RazgrizS57 · 8.9k words · 5 5 · 370 views
TSpoiled Fruit
MLP: FiM
Anthology
A collection of short stories, incomplete ideas, cut content, and other riffraff unsuitable to stand on their own.
RazgrizS57 · 12k words · 256 views
TThe Land Of Glass And Stone
MLP: FiM
Dark
The southernmost reaches of the world are quartered off by a grand desert. It wasn't always like this.
Death
Sphinx
RazgrizS57 · 1.7k words · 61 1 · 1.9k views
TButton Ash
MLP: FiM
Random
Button Mash destroys the world by playing an apocalyptic version of Cookie Clicker.
Button Mash
RazgrizS57 · 1.8k words · 42 8 · 1k views
TFelled
MLP: FiM
Star Wars
Dark
Tragedy
Princess Cadance gets corrupted by hatred and seeks out Twilight Sparkle.
Crossover
Cadance
RazgrizS57 · 7.9k words · 34 1 · 1.7k views
ESylphidine
MLP: FiM
Sci-Fi
A strange creature drifts into a village one day, and it wants nothing more than a warm place to settle.
OC
RazgrizS57 · 4.6k words · 112 4 · 2k views
ETime & Disregard
MLP: FiM
Romance
Tragedy
Two otherworldly ponies observe a reality they can never touch, as they always have. Sometimes, they wonder what it'd be like for that to be different.
Celestia
OC
RazgrizS57 · 4.2k words · 70 1 · 1.3k views
EInsufficient Postage
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Derpy is delivering the mail when she encounters a small problem, and she's determined to figure out what it is.
Derpy
RazgrizS57 · 1.2k words · 70 0 · 1.3k views
ENever Said
MLP: FiM
Tragedy
A story about breaking free and being who you want to be.
Second Person
Other
RazgrizS57 · 2.6k words · 27 2 · 915 views

Dec

14th

2020

2020 Writing In Retrospective · 7:30pm Dec 14th, 2020

So some good friends Aquaman, PresentPerfect, and JakeTheArmyGuy started doing this thing, and I figured I owe to my friends and long-distance acquaintances. It's also a good idea to get a measure of oneself every now and again.

Report RazgrizS57 · 253 views ·

TUnder A Silver Moon
MLP: FiM
Dark
Horror
Mystery
Princess Luna, Discord, and Special Agent Word Smith travel into the dark side of Canterlot to find a killer.
Celestia
Luna
OC
Discord
Danger Beans · 33k words · 58 1 · 1.2k views
TThe Wealth of the World
MLP: FiM
Dark
The reformers' movement of nineteenth century Equestria takes a turn for the radical when a group of like-minded isolationists found their own liberated community on an empty island.
OC
very trustworthy rodent · 7.9k words · 136 4 · 2.2k views
EBeep Boop, I Will Destroy You!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
A day in the life of a young Derpy. What adventures are to be had? What friends are to be made? And most importantly, what will die in hellfire?
Derpy
OC
DismantledAccount · 13k words · 123 1 · 2k views
THarissa
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Zecora may lead a peaceful life now, but her story began once upon a time, in a far away land, amidst blood and treachery.
Zecora
Orbiting Kettle · 6k words · 187 1 · 2.9k views
EThrice At Sundown
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Tragedy
If the sun sets in the evening, but nopony's around to see it, does the day ever end? For Granny Smith, it doesn't.
Applejack
Granny Smith
OC
Fahrenheit · 2.9k words · 81 0 · 1.3k views
ESilverponies
MLP: FiM
Dark
When Twilight asks Applejack to visit, Applejack doesn't think much of it — that is, until the monsters appear.
Applejack
OC
Other
Scribblestick · 17k words · 41 1 · 1.3k views

TThe City That Breathes
MLP: FiM
Buried beneath the Dragon Lands, there is a city. It rots, and it bleeds. And it breathes.
Death
Dragons
Pearple Prose · 1.5k words · 450 9 · 5.4k views
TBest Friends, Too
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Minuette and I have got to be the absolute best friends in all of Equestria. Or at least we thought so... before running into Lyra and Bon Bon.
Lyra
Bon-Bon
Minuette
Sparkler
shortskirtsandexplosions · 7.6k words · 356 13 · 4.1k views
TThe Wealth of the World
MLP: FiM
Dark
The reformers' movement of nineteenth century Equestria takes a turn for the radical when a group of like-minded isolationists found their own liberated community on an empty island.
OC
very trustworthy rodent · 7.9k words · 136 4 · 2.2k views
TThe Adventuring Type
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Rainbow Dash gets bored waiting for monster attacks in Ponyville and decides to find some adventures of her own.
Rainbow Dash
Cold in Gardez · 73k words · 284 6 · 3.1k views
TThe Dragon's Riddle
MLP: FiM
Drama
Mystery
Long, long ago, when the Age of Dragons ended in fire and ruin, the greatest of the dragons challenged the races of Equestria to prove themselves worthy to rule the next age.
OC
horizon · 1.1k words · 389 5 · 5.3k views
EThe Time of Their Lives
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Twilight Sparkle is arrested for the second time in her life. Rarity is attempting to put her business partner out of business. The undead have risen and walk Ponyville's streets. A normal day, in other words.
Twilight
Rarity
Cold in Gardez · 7k words · 937 28 · 7.9k views

Words of Wisdom

"The meaning you infused into a story is a pointless exercise; just write what you feel is right for the story and let the crowd try to give meaning to the fact there was a crow in the scene, despite the fact you simply liked the bird."
—Anonymous
"Once you've found yourself in a hole, stop digging."
—Will Rogers
"With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine."
—Anonymous
"Writing is like anal sex."
—shortskirtsandexplosions
"If Tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear."
—Anonymous
"You can't truly say you respect a man unless you can look at him and say 'yep, I'd let him stick it in my butt'"
—Archonix

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23 KM To Nerdiness

23 KM To Nerdiness #174 · Mar 12th, 2021 · · ·

Here to make your day 'cuz why not
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PresentPerfect

Author Interviewer

PresentPerfect #173 · Feb 27th, 2018 · · ·

2572276
cuz I figured you might not know who I is :B

RazgrizS57

RazgrizS57 #172 · Feb 26th, 2018 · · 1 ·

2571814
ohai u

PresentPerfect

Author Interviewer

PresentPerfect #171 · Feb 26th, 2018 · · ·

YOU SHOW YOUR TRUE COLORS

AND I WAS GONNA MAKE A RUSSIAN BRONY JOKE BUT NOPE YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND BE YOU

RazgrizS57

RazgrizS57 #170 · Aug 27th, 2017 · · 1 ·

2494655
Try DM'ing me and not pinging me :V

Yip

Yip #169 · Aug 26th, 2017 · · ·

every time I @ you in discord you never respond

I missed you raz

Big Brain Boi

Big Brain Boi #168 · Mar 28th, 2017 · · ·

Best. Fucking. Words of Wisdom. Ever. You are now my third favorite pony. If you want to be second you'll have to update And The Stars Will Set Her Free. If you want to be first you'll have to finish it.

Gale Maze