Story Progess

Perfect Places (Working Title)
A long EQG story that's basically me trying to write Dazed and Confused but with ponies. Realistically I'm not sure this will ever be finished but it would be cool to make at least part of this.
2000 words so far, a lot more left to go

Ain't no Party Like a Pinkie Pie Party (Revision)
Revising my "Great Gatsby" parody from the Great Expectation writeoff.
6000 words in revised edition.
2300 left to go through
I've looked at this recently and I'm not sure I like it anymore. Shame I never fixed this earlier, but the first draft is from 2014 so it's clear my tastes have changed, at least a little.

Who Am I?

That is a good question. Perhaps you have an answer? I sure don't.
I write sometimes. Not enough. I think I write creative stories. Although let's be real here what is creativity. Haven't seen to many stories where Rainbow Dash is a pirate, yet that seems like an obvious idea. What's obvious to me isn't obvious to you always.
Anyway, I like pigs. There should be more shipfics between Applejack and her pigs because why not? Not that I would read that, I don't care about shipping, but I'm sure someone's into that. Anyway, I'm assuming you're here because you read a story I wrote and liked it. Read my other stories. Then read my other ones... wait, I only have three published. Read my favorites list. Then read it again because I probably won't have added anything new in that time.

Apr

16th

2020

Thoughts On: Every Episode of Season 8 · 9:58pm Apr 16th, 2020

I didn't like Season 8. It was an awful combination of being out of ideas, not understanding what made me like a lot of the show in the first place, and simply not thinking any of the implications of their stories though. Honestly, the most fun I had this season was telling my friends who stopped watching the show about the absolute absurdity of what happens in this season.

School Daze - Bad

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EFrom the Badlands with Love
MLP: FiM
Comedy
After the second defeat at the hands of Twilight Sparkle, Chrysalis gives a speech to raise the spirits of her army. However, she soon finds an unexpected guest among the crowd.
Pinkie
Chrysalis
Pigserpent · 2.7k words · 71 3 · 2.3k views
EA Present of Change
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Bon Bon has planned out the greatest birthday gift ever for Lyra. She's going to make Twilight whip up a spell to let her shapeshift into whatever she wants to become. However, Twilight's spell goes awry, spilling secrets that weren'
Lyra
Bon-Bon
Pigserpent · 4.6k words · 9 2 · 674 views

Things that are worth reading

White Box Here in the White Box, the lights hurt my eyes. by chrumsum 11,392 words · 1,956 · 37
Integration For once, a pony wishes to join the changelings instead. by Raugos 118,733 words · 1,917 · 25
Hard Reset Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly. by Eakin 36,358 words · 8,208 · 134
Dirty Prancing In a time when ponies and changelings were friendlier, Princess Chrysalis spent her time vying with her sisters for control of the hive. Then one day, she met a very special dance instructor, and everything changed... by PresentPerfect 10,264 words · 65 · 10
Long Story Short, Things Went Down Carrot Top discovers her coltfriend is cheating on her. Her first reaction is to kick him to next Monday, even though that can get her in jail. Good news? Her friends are going to get her out of trouble. Bad news? They're all sociopaths. by Aragon 48,581 words · 912 · 46

More Stories I Want to Shout Out to

Shut Up This is a happy story about Wynken, Blynken, and Nod, and the friendship they had in the magical land of Equestria. This is what happened. I can prove it. This is science. by Bad Horse 0 words · 110 · 8
The Destruction of the Self Buckwheat would like to be a farmer. But what he wants isn't important, and that's alright with him. by Cold in Gardez 6,147 words · 592 · 12
Of Flies and Spiders Glitter was banished from her hive because she's different: instead of feeding on love, she feeds on anger, fear, and sadness. Living among ponies, she spreads misery in her neighbourhood, until one stallion changes her life forever. by wYvern 8,065 words · 176 · 9