There isn't much you need to know about me, but I will list some key facts. (Because lists rule)

-Started writing ponyfic April 1st 2012.

-Has many weird fetishes, including vampires, succubi, and especially tentacles.

-Very avid roleplayer, always open for new partners.

-Audiophile, owns a pair of Ultrasone Pro 900s that he treasures with all his heart.

-Enjoys messing around in FL studio, and drawing sketches when he SHOULD be working.

-Tech geek, always excited to check ebay or the local computer parts goodwill for new 'toys.'

-Loves to cook, especially grilled sandwiches and sushi.

-Dresses like Harry Dresden. It's easy to spot me in a crowd since I tower over most people.

And lastly

-Aspires to be a sound or electronic engineer. Haven't decided which one yet.

May tentacles of the highest caliber of pleasure find their way to your helpless, exposed orifices,

-Jexxazrez, the Tentacle pony.