Because talent.
What Is This Place, Filled With So Many Wonders?
Make an account on FIMFiction
Does This Show Up In My Browsing History?
Read first story with both the "sex" and "gore" tags.
Join the Herd
Join a group.
I Read It for the Plot (Ps: I actually don't)
Read a story with the "Sex" tag.
Curious Cat
Turned on viewing mature stories
She Keeps Me Company
Turn on the desktop pony
BloodyGorious
Read a story with the "Gore" tag
The Same, Yet Different
Write an alternate universe story. 
Oh, haven't see you around before
Write a story with an OC as a main character
Yep, those are words all right
Write a story that's at least 5,000 words long.
Check out the achievement brigade.
2006149
And thank YOU for writing it!
Thanks for favoring Twilight's World.
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*look at the raging battlefield filled with fanatic militant blowing themselves up*
I am great, the view is lovely btw.
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*looks over at my family*
*sees my wife screaming and my daughter on fire*
They're doing fine, you?
Good morning sir! How the family?