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For as we speak, my team of 'borrowed' scientists are busy engineering a highly profitable synthetic version of MetaKnite's excised Swag Gland secretions. With the promise that I'd slip a pizza under the door for every medical breakthrough they manage to come up with, I expect the first marketable batch to come out in under a month. Wealth beyond measure! Our empire shall be glorious!

...Well, actually you already joined my empire a while ago, so I'm joining yours. I rudely never returned the favor, so I'm making amends to that now.

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