I sincerely hope that while you here you don't even get offered peanuts or it's standing room only.

What? Did you expect this to be a fucking Hampton? Out here you gotta make your own shit buddy.

I wish I knew how to code these things, cause it'd be wicked cool. Until then here's a sad penguin:

If you think this gif is okay then you are weeb trash and you need to rethink your everything.