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Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Do check out my patreon page!

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If you like my stories, feel free to donate to my Patreon Page! All my writing is free, but patreon is my primary source of income; I charge patrons per chapter released per month.

Paypal emergency payment!

For reasons outlined here, I am INCREDIBLY overdrawn. In the event that I cannot correct this misunderstanding, I must humbly request assistance. My paypal address is rpmasterweaver6@gmail.com and I would be most grateful for any donation.

Current status: 350 out of 350 dollars raised.

Favourites

  • T Into the Black: A Mare's Tale

    Twilight is flung into the farthest reaches of the galaxy  · shirotora
    149,702 words · 19,896 views  ·  1,929  ·  112
  • T Sunflower - Side Projects

    A collection of short stories related to Project: Sunflower  · Hoopy McGee
    80,900 words · 12,521 views  ·  1,680  ·  25
  • E Equestria Trek: First Contact

    A Starfleet ship discovers that the Orion Syndicate is enslaving ponies & her commander decides to do a good deed and return Rainbow Dash home. Things don’t go smoothly for the USS Judges, but what they find is one of their biggest discover  · MetBoy
    37,609 words · 4,370 views  ·  199  ·  11
  • T Project: Sunflower

    As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation.  · Hoopy McGee
    242,202 words · 33,677 views  ·  4,353  ·  68
  • T Shepard's R&R

    It's been several weeks since the Reaper War and Commander Shepard has been chosen to once again represent humanity on the galactic stage. However this time the audience will be slightly shorter...  · ed2481
    82,320 words · 14,044 views  ·  1,470  ·  66
  • T Idle Curiosity

    In the year 2205, Man has brushed his fingertips across countless star systems. Some planets in these systems bear life, others do not. Never, though, have we encountered another sapient race other than our own. And now? We're determined to lear  · AwkwardTaco
    19,713 words · 7,485 views  ·  609  ·  42
  • T Flashpoint

    T.C.S. Caledonia Jumps into Equestrian space while fleeing the opening shots of the next war.  · Jersey Lightning
    24,121 words · 885 views  ·  82  ·  4
  • T Educating Equestria

    The humans have travelled to Equestria to share their knowledge with the ponies. However, what the human scholars bring with them quickly turns out to be a bit much for the simple-minded locals.  · GnollReader
    10,154 words · 7,424 views  ·  559  ·  18
  • T A Twilight Landing

    A strange girl has shown up in another strange girl's garage. Together, can they figure out just what is going on? Will they be able to get the strange girl claiming to be Twilight Sparkle home?  · MerlosTheMad
    247,675 words · 22,907 views  ·  1,209  ·  36
  • T Language Barrier

    Fluttershy has found a new kind of creature in the forest. After tending to it's wound, she brings it home with her and decides to keep it as her own. She soon realizes that this creature is more than just an animal.  · Ponicated
    2,444 words · 10,083 views  ·  954  ·  44

Latest Stories

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Do not post on my userpage to thank me for faves.

Don't.

Seriously, earning my respect does not deserve a thank you. You earned your respect on your own merits, STOP MAKING ME A GOD.

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Character Pieces

  • Applejack Alone For all of her life, Applejack has lived with other ponies. Family, friends, employers... she has never been lacking for companionship. Today, that all changes. by Masterweaver 6,446 words · 1,700 views · 151 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Psychadelic One is a cosmically aware eco-friendly drifter. One is a reformed chaotic manifestation still adjusting to society. Together, they bake brownies, save worlds, and get to know each other! by Masterweaver 14,834 words · 894 views · 87 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Dance of the Rainbow by Masterweaver 15,905 words · 7,469 views · 790 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Rebellious Alicorn Teenager Shenanigans My parents named me after an incident where I nearly destroyed the empire. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN?! by Masterweaver 12,122 words · 6,245 views · 830 likes · 42 dislikes
  • Limestone's Incredible Adventures In Motherhood Yesterday, Limestone was panicking about her favorite boulder. Today, she's panicking about being a mother. by Masterweaver 4,673 words · 1,478 views · 157 likes · 4 dislikes

Top Rated

  • Masters of the Enemy Who will be the next Changeling Queen? by Masterweaver 4,850 words · 2,545 views · 240 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Sunspawned Sunburst has an absolutely brilliant idea. by Masterweaver 4,583 words · 6,656 views · 962 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Steel Spirit The ongoing sequel to Steel Soul. by Masterweaver 11,538 words · 9,133 views · 922 likes · 16 dislikes
  • The Power of Ponies The Masked Matter-horn is at an impasse. Danger in Maretropilis is rising. She cannot fight this evil alone... but there may yet be hope. 10 bit fifteenth anniversary special edition collection! by Masterweaver 10,919 words · 2,844 views · 158 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Pinkie Pie, Psychologest Psychology and Pinkie Pie! Two wonderful things, ONE AMAZING SERIES! Stay tuned for shenanigans! by Masterweaver 14,847 words · 7,881 views · 795 likes · 15 dislikes

Oversaturated Stories

Stories I've written set in the Oversaturated World

May
17th
2017

You know how sometimes companies will mail out those “scratch off to see the numbers” things and call it advertising? I got one of those and I was like “Well, I’m probably not going to win and I’m definitely not going to buy one of your cars but what the heck.”

And apparently I won.

Huh.

Now, I’m reading the fine print, and it’s saying “Yes, you’ve won, but WHAT you’ve won isn’t clear.” It seems like it’s a cash prize that could range anywhere from two to thirty thousand dollars. Which, I mean, yeah okay sure. Even two dollars would be nice. There’s a 24 out of 50000 chance I could get one of the bigger prizes--that’s 1/2083.(3 ad infinitum), if I’ve got my math right. So, you know, probably not going to get more then two dollars.

Thing is, to claim my prize, I have to go to another city before saturday, present my magic ticket to the guys, and get whatever. Problem one: I don’t have a car. Problem two: I do have some mild issues with being around other humans. I can overcome both of those--I have family members who could probably drive me, I hope--but I’m wondering... should I bother?

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After the ruination of Equestria....

In the cursed homeland of the dragons....

Gathered by fate, luck, or just bad timing....

A group of brave adventurers seek treasure, truth, and triumph!

Yeah... they're probably going to screw everything up.

Fallout is Dragons: a podcast Skype Roleplay with a quirky cast of characters.

Fallout is Dragons streams on Newbiespud's Hitbox on sundays, generally at 9:00 PM CST. Check out the Dragon Mawlers Inc. tumblr for news and fanart!

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#329 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·

Thank you for the fave on Dense as Diamonds. Please enjoy your purple marshmallow fluff. :raritywink::twilightblush:

#328 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2424562 Thank you for getting back to me, Weaver. And, you're probably right; a project of this caliber is far bigger than I.

While disappointed, I understand and will respect the wishes of the Mawlers.

If, by the time I have reached the proper caliber, that none have taken the call of turning the tales of the Dragon Mawlers into the epic that it absolutely is, I can try again. Though, I don't see my being ready happening for a few years. (My major I'm working towards is in science, by the way. Thought Dr. Javolt might appreciate that. ^_^)

Don't forget to be awesome, and best wishes!

#327 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2424428

After consulting with the others, I'm afraid we will have to reject your offer. The fact is that we feel the sheer scope of the project would be better served by somebody with more experience in writing. Might I suggest starting a story of your own? There are many intriguing possibilities.

#326 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2424428

I've brought this to the attention of the other players, I'll get back to you ASAP.

#325 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·

I am very much a fan of the work of Dragon Mawlers Inc.

I was hoping to transcribe your adventures into novel form, but I'm not posting anything without the Mawlers' express permission.

So... May I please write of your adventures?

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