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One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Latest Stories

  • T SQUIRM!!!

    Twilight and Rarity hang around. You know, adventure stuff.  · King of Beggars
    6,426 words · 979 views  ·  193  ·  13 · sex
  • T Sundowner

    A very different Sunset Shimmer finds herself in a much darker human world. She's found the power she always wanted, but is power what she really needs?  · King of Beggars
    91,086 words · 3,400 views  ·  273  ·  7
  • T Twilight Sparkle of the Royal Guard: The Rising

    Decurion Twilight Sparkle of the Canterlot Royal Guard does her best to navigate tricky professional relationships while also keeping a quirky girlfriend happy.  · King of Beggars
    171,745 words · 10,097 views  ·  1,616  ·  24
  • T The Jerk That Time Forgot

    Twilight Sparkle finds something unexpected lurking in the basement of her new home. A very old, very grumpy something.  · King of Beggars
    6,761 words · 5,844 views  ·  689  ·  20 · sex
  • T Twilight Sparkle of the Royal Guard

    Twilight Sparkle is the newest member of Celestia's Royal Guard. Fresh out of the Military Academy, she's ready to prove herself, but will her first assignment be too much for her to handle?  · King of Beggars
    80,475 words · 15,414 views  ·  2,230  ·  42
  • E The Portrait

    Shining Armor, Prince Consort of the Crystal Empire, pays a visit to Princess Celestia, Co-ruler of Equestria and Mistress of the Sun... and he's brought a gift!  · King of Beggars
    2,574 words · 959 views  ·  63  ·  4
  • T KoB's 2014 Nightmare Night Spooktacular

    A series of spine-tingling one-shots to be released in celebration of that most holy of high holidays: Halloween!  · King of Beggars
    25,433 words · 631 views  ·  52  ·  1
  • T The Surprisingly Complicated Love Life of Spike the Dragon

    Spike learns that love, like life, is a little more complicated than we ever expect it to be.  · King of Beggars
    46,430 words · 9,880 views  ·  826  ·  27
  • E The Bet

    Rainbow Dash stands in a field and periodically blinks.  · King of Beggars
    1,949 words · 939 views  ·  93  ·  2
  • T Berry Bitters and Apple Sours

    Big Mac is home alone for a few weeks and he plans to take full advantage of it, but as he checks on the family orchard he discovers a pest with plans of her own.  · King of Beggars
    12,815 words · 3,059 views  ·  268  ·  2


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Greetings fellow enthused tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the slumberous news!

Been a while, admittedly. I had to take a break from writing for various stuff. Back now, though. Got a lot done, and first up is a stupid idea I wrote in response to Monochromatic's Raritwi contest. First contest I've entered, and to be honest I didn't really like the prompt, but I thought to myself "How stupid of an idea could I make with this vague prompt?" The clear answer was that there was in fact no bottom to the depths of my ignorance. It's ignorance all the way down.

Expect either Sundowner or Knight of Nights in a week or two. They're both about half finished. Not sure which will be done first. Either way, expect thing.

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed it, that you have a good week, and that you'll join me next time!

Please be excited!

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#71 · 5d, 4h ago · · ·

So you uh....... got any more of that Sundowner? .......

#70 · 11w, 6h ago · 1 · ·

Now that the Diamond Dogs have their own tag, have you considered using it for Basenji or keeping him as an OC?

#69 · 12w, 11h ago · · ·


TwiGuard Twi is already cooler than Princess Twilight - she's the buck-mothering Empress of Steel. And besties with the now Phoenix-pegasus Spitfire, the Diamond Dog drummer Basenji, and married to Princess Cadence ... all while Shining Francis Armor has all the paperwork, friendship lessons, and a harem of five mares to contend with. Not to sound like I'm talking to Fusion Fool, but two million Hel says that Shiny gets the wings and shiny castle later than Twi did, if ever. Hmm, can Twi's chakram affect Tirek, and now that she's tied to the magic of the planet, can Tirek drink her's?

#68 · 18w, 5d ago · · ·

does twilight still get her wings or no? cause that would be cool if shinning had the magic crown and twilight was a warrior princess

#67 · 20w, 20h ago · 1 · ·

Are you still alive?

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