1. Member Since 4th May, 2012
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Sometimes I spit out words.  But not nearly as often or as well formed as I would like.  Such is life.

(My Stories) Read these! Um... if that's okay with you....

  • T House of Crystal

    Shining Armor knows power doesn't always corrupt. But sometimes you need to be corrupt to have power.  · Kendandra
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  • T Living With Twilight

    Twilight has a notion to determine if parallel worlds exist. They do. Ethan just wants survive Earth's first encounter with an extra-dimensional being with his life intact.  · Kendandra
    9,030 words · 905 views  ·  42  ·  4
  • T Static World

    Discord haunts Twilight's dreams as she and Luna share romance. Celestia frets over Discord's seal. There is more to the the story of these three ancient beings than meets the eye, and Twilight Sparkle is about to get a crash course.  · Kendandra
    266,902 words · 6,100 views  ·  393  ·  19

I'm sure you all have realized by now I haven't updated Static World in over two months.  So first off, I apologize for that.  I most certainly am still working on it.  I just got a new job and things have been hectic.  I am also currently in the process of moving, but I expect things to settle down soon.

However!  The chapter is coming along nicely and I might be posting it Soon(tm)!  Until then though, enjoy this snippet from a future chapter of Static World:

Beyond the endless fields of gold

In windswept crags and ruins old.

The wise heed: "Stray thine gaze away,

For, nay, the gods are not so bold."

His prison strong; the guard stands tall,

While the beasts below growl and call.

They bear crook'd claw and open maw,

A day for when the gate will fall.

The Warden Cerberus takes roll.

His roster full of demons' souls.

Hear now the fame of all his names:

Speech that rots the bones of foals.

The Bellows Hag, her Hallowed Gust,

She waits for cage of flame to rust.

Should she ream thy ears with scream,

She'll feast upon thy brittle dust.

The Levin Testudine brings death.

His right limb tricks, claws on the left.

The lightning shell shaped like death's bell,

All that touch shall breathe last breath.

Fear now the mighty, tall Treant,

The power source Timberwolves rent!

Its stance is strong; its roots reach long.

It calls claim to the lands it lent.

The fabled Debtor, demon prince,

His grin makes betters shake and wince.

His laugh so shrill, he begs to kill.

He haunts them now from Time knows since.

Malroth the Horrid sits in wait.

His calming eyes are tempting bait.

His jaw unhinged cause meek to cringe,

These fools soon meet their final fate.

The Bone Dragon's size was unmatched.

Its blood-lust whelmed from time it hatched.

Its severed maw roams through the halls

'Tis seeking to be reattached.

Beyond the endless fields of gold

The gates of Tartarus lay cold.

We plead to thee now run and flee

From cavern deep and dungeon....

"Must you be so melodramatic, Luna?"  The pink pony sighed.

"Leave her alone."  Twilight said as she approached the tapestry.  "Though Cadence does have a point; this place is creepy enough without you singing... was that Clover the Clever's Nocturne of Tartarus?"

Princess Luna nodded slowly.  "Take heed, Twilight Sparkle, for this is a dangerous place.  There are things around here that give even Discord pause."

Twilight took a determined step forward.  "Well I wasn't going to brag...."

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#28 · 138w, 7h ago · · ·

I was the last comment left here 30+ weeks ago, so let me be the first to say: welcome back, and thank you!  You were right, our patience was rewarded.

#27 · 171w, 6d ago · · ·


Here's the blog post.  I have my own little slice of TwiLuna as well, but like yours, real life has taken a toll on my time and motivation to write. Abandoned, no, but definitely not updating like I once could.

#26 · 171w, 6d ago · · ·


Thanks!  I promise I haven't abandoned it.  Work, and commuting to and from it, has just been rather time consuming as of late.  

P.S. I'd love to see the blog post you did on it!

#25 · 171w, 6d ago · · ·

If it matters, here's a gentle nudge to let us, your adoring public, have a little more Static World. It's brilliant stuff, and it's positively criminal that it hasn't received more attention. Discord playing the long game, pitting Celestia against Luna, maneuvering Twilight to give him what he wants bit by bit, Twilight juggling rule of Equestria and her relationship with Luna - it's addictive and wonderfully done. I plugged it in a blog post a while back along with some of my other favorites. In my eyes Static World is (or should be) one of the fandom's flagship TwiLuna stories, right alongside Within and Without, Apotheosis, and Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying. Whatever you've got in the pipeline, I know it'll be great - just don't leave us waiting too long!

#24 · 196w, 1d ago · · ·


To be perfectly honest, there were so many typos in that post, I'm not sure if that person was insulting or praising my Discord.  So... :unsuresweetie:

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