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  • T I Don't Want to Be on Fire

    This is what happens when you misread story titles, children.  · Justice3442
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  • T The Dazzlings Lean In

    Word gets out about a mishap at an animal sanctuary construction site. Things do not go well for the trio of ponies responsible.  · Justice3442
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  • T Mandatory Brunch

    Pinkie wants Starlight and Maud to enjoy brunch with her. An idea that Starlight dismisses out of hoof. Too bad Pinkie won’t take ‘no’ for an answer.  · Justice3442
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  • E Bibliopocalypse: War of the Two Suns

    Little filly Sunset Shimmer needs something to occupy her time. She’s already read all her adoptive mother’s books, so a trip to the library is the logical solution. Unfortunately, things quickly get out of hoof.  · Justice3442
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  • E Study Reveals: Human Baby Flurry Heart is Stupid

    Sunset Shimmer and Equestria’s own Princess of Friendship Twilight Sparkle have spent hours, literally hours, researching earth baby intelligence and have come to some startling conclusions regarding human Flurry Heart.  · Justice3442
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  • T Some White Powder Solves One Pony’s Problems

    Trixie has a problem. She may have accidently, and awesomely, teleported a table during a simple magic exercise. At least the table has been found, but now she has to, ugh, talk about what happened with Twilight… Or does she?  · Justice3442
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  • T Assy McGee Shows up on a Big-ass Ass-Bus

    It's not as bad as you're thinking. It's much worse.  · Justice3442
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  • T Surprise Rave!

    Octavia Melody enjoys a nice, quiet moment to herself until her housemate shows up. This is why we can't have nice things.  · Justice3442
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  • T Aria Blaze, Mother?!

    Aria Blaze goes to Twilight's to borrow a cup of sugar, because that's what neighbors do right? Things rapidly go downhill faster than anyone, even Aria... Especially Aria, could have predicted.  · Justice3442
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  • T Starlight Glimmer is Replaced by a Raging Dumpster Fire

    Starlight Glimmer wished to get out of friendship lessons for the day. Be careful what you wish for.  · Justice3442
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Another off-shoot. · 3:14pm

Made another offshoot to Love Call of the Sirens Last night. Fair warning, this one has the random tag and for good reason! For a frame of reference, see the middle panel of the below Penny Arcade comic.

You have been warned. Enjoy!

Justice writes a little about Justice (Warning: may be lies).

He killed a bear when he was only three!

The bear was three that is(making it still an adult...bear), Justice was 25 and armed with a cannon that fired logging chain-saws.

He once summoned a demon using the Keys of Solomon because he was too lazy to rummage through his liquor cabinets to mix a cocktail for himself

Also, he's Prime Minister of Ecuador for reasons he's not entirely sure of.  Justice suspects drinking alcohol is involved, but that's just playing the odds.

He spends many days in front of a computer running SQL queries and making reports that present what those queries say in a visually pleasing way.  

Potentially related, he usually receives direct deposits to his bank account at regular intervals for a near identical amount of money. He secretly wonders if this is related to his database and reporting work or if he has a secret (potentially interstellar) admirer.

He's told he has a wife and daughter and that the three of them occupy a house in the Portland, Oregon metropolitan area, but he's yet to hire a private detective to confirm if this is true or not. He has confirmed he resides in a residence with at least four cats with other felines wandering in to steal the delicious cat-food he stockpiles in case of the Apocalypse, or if he gets peckish.

The amount of hippies and doughnuts with bacon on them in his general vicinity had led Justice to conclude he probably lives in or very near Portland, Oregon.

Social media hang-outs below.



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#311 · 3w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2435288 your welcome :twilightsmile:

it symbolizes on what we know Berry Punch best as: being a Drunk Pony. XD

#309 · 3w, 6d ago · · ·

that is one BADASS Berry Punch in your profile picture :pinkiegasp:

#308 · 5w, 1d ago · · ·

Are you a fan of spike the dragon.,?!'and please list any spike ship that you favorites.,?!'

#307 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·

Yay the next ch of Pinkie an Dan!*smootches justice on the cheek then runs off in a mad giggling mess*

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