1. Member Since 8th Dec, 2013
  2. offline for 5m, 20s

Never working, ALL the time. Some things are on hiatus, some I'm working on at rates you'd rather not know.

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  • T Wires

    Shining Armor is sent on a peacekeeping mission to Gueldergrad. The task should have been simple, but things never go smoothly in the Frozen North...  · Dark Avenger
    76,043 words · 735 views  ·  46  ·  6 · gore
  • E Spark

    Twilight Sparkle is called away to tend to Luna when she falls ill. As Luna grows sicker and Twilight more determined to help the younger princess, she begins to uncover dark secrets about the elements, the alicorns, and her own past.  · AVeryStrange
    38,188 words · 15,244 views  ·  1,111  ·  31
  • E REC [O]

    Not long after her release back into the general population of Ponyville, Screw Loose vanishes without a trace. During a search of her home one week after she was last seen, a video recording of her apparent final hours is found.  · Rinnaul
    1,894 words · 2,667 views  ·  156  ·  3
  • T A FLEet|ng LIght |n thE DArknEsS

    Ponyville was deserted, and only this journal remains as a record of what occurred.  · Flashgen
    8,407 words · 19,309 views  ·  1,071  ·  23
  • T What's Under the Ground...

    Daring Do expects this to be just another day of exploration... She was wrong.  · Sorren
    17,116 words · 1,652 views  ·  96  ·  4
  • T The Equestrian Eating Emporium

    Michael Schmidt is a new security officer at the Equestrian Eating Emporium, home of the famous animatronic ponies. All he has to do is keep watch over them at night. What's the worst that could happen?  · Zealous Shift
    12,704 words · 4,575 views  ·  565  ·  22

Latest Stories

  • T Princess Celestia's Body Double: Setting Stage For Harmony

    After centuries of tumult, it has been a decade of harmony for Equestria. Princess Celestia has not been showing signs of the ruling stress that's plagued her for years. But Nightmare Moon looms, and the secret of her vitality gains new purpose.  · JLB
    37,950 words · 126 views  ·  15  ·  2
  • T Paper Prince

    Prince Blueblood and his emissary team are having a bit of trouble coming back to Equestria after a political visit to the Frozen North. Not that they should worry - never would Equestria abandon its Prince.  · JLB
    56,459 words · 285 views  ·  15  ·  3 · gore
  • T Equestria Delivery

    [Crossover with Hotline Miami] A pony gets messages in the mail, telling them to do things. Equestria Delivery promises reliability and discretion.  · JLB
    108,522 words · 647 views  ·  28  ·  4 · gore
  • T Nick and Penny

    A luckless thug is not worth much. Two are barely worth half a bit together. The world certainly will not revolve around them when all they want is to make sure that when they go, they do so together.  · JLB
    10,782 words · 148 views  ·  9  ·  4 · gore
  • T Vis-a-Vis

    Few go to the Frozen North by choice. Those who do, often have reasons. A special someone to catch up with, a vital contract to fulfill.  · JLB
    5,922 words · 260 views  ·  11  ·  0
  • T Our Answers Above

    The expedition log of an archaeologist set out to prove a number of theories in spite of his followers' and the very crown's incompetence. Prequel to What's Under The Ground by Sorren.  · JLB
    3,055 words · 133 views
  • T Vermillion

    A highly interpretative account of a series of poorly explainable events told from the point of its most reliable participant. The camera.  · JLB
    6,125 words · 356 views  ·  13  ·  1
  • T Styx Enterprises

    Filthy Rich has made a business deal that he, upon further inspection, had begun to greatly regret. However, he is resourceful, and there is a certain pony that can very well become useful for the first time in her life.  · JLB
    3,455 words · 302 views  ·  11  ·  0
  • T VIS_016.evi

    With all the pressures history books pile upon you, it is far too difficult to have an identity these days.  · JLB
    3,474 words · 315 views  ·  14  ·  2
  • T A Song Of Death

    [Dota 2 Crossover] When the Undying rises from the grave once again, he quickly discovers that he is no longer where he was. It is not a field of war, but a lush land of radiant souls. He dreamt a song of death... and woke to finally compose it.  · JLB
    50,891 words · 748 views  ·  47  ·  5 · gore

Objects of Perverted Pride

  • Amnesia: To Err It is duly expected of one to fix what is broken. To take it apart, piece by piece, and bring it together, to perfect harmony. But when it is done, will harmony be the same? Will you be the same?.. One unfortunate fixer will have to find out. by JLB 71,022 words · 557 views · 36 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A Song Of Death [Dota 2 Crossover] When the Undying rises from the grave once again, he quickly discovers that he is no longer where he was. It is not a field of war, but a lush land of radiant souls. He dreamt a song of death... and woke to finally compose it. by JLB 50,891 words · 748 views · 47 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Equestria Delivery [Crossover with Hotline Miami] A pony gets messages in the mail, telling them to do things. Equestria Delivery promises reliability and discretion. by JLB 108,522 words · 647 views · 28 likes · 4 dislikes

Mourningverse Stories

Stories that are based in the verse that I've created. For detail on what exactly separates it from Equestria as we know it... well, I might make an introductory blog at some point. For the time being, what matters is that these stories share the same continuity and lead into a series of particular works I've been cooking up for more than two years.

The list is as follows:

Vermillion

Styx Enterprises

VIS_016.evi

Vis-a-Vis

Nick and Penny

Two more to come.

Co-Written or Edited

Equestria Delivery - upcoming, collaboration with Dark Avenger.

Wires - full collaboration with Dark Avenger.

A Song Of Death - briefly co-written alongside Rinderin.

Dreaded Shadows - edited.

The Equestrian Eating Emporium - edited, medium plot contribution.

An Age Long Since Passed - edited.

Mar
6th
2016

Zero Fallout · 10:59pm

I recently asked myself if there was a good reason I had all the sporadic, obnoxious blogs littering my profile up. I thought for a few weeks, on and off, and now I finally remembered to do this while I was actually at the computer.

Nothing of value was lost, and nothing of value will be gained. I don't think I'm returning to the practice of putting up unrealistic deadlines and disappointing the few people who give enough of a crap to read these. I have never held up a single promise I've made in these. Never said anything impactful or worthwhile.

Then again, knowing myself, when I say that this will be the one and only blog on this account, I just know something'll happen to make that anything but the case.

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Comment posted by JLB deleted at 1:11am on the 25th of December, 2014
JBL
#15 · 122w, 21h ago · · ·

Who.... are you?

#14 · 122w, 3d ago · · ·

I like you. You seem to take great pleasure in kicking people in the face when they start e-begging for undeserved pats on the back.

Have a follow. :ajsmug:

#13 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

I don't know you but early Merry Christmas! :pinkiehappy:            

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