Good morning/afternoon/evening, everyone. Welcome to my little venting area. I should probably tell you a bit about myself. I'm a brony(obviously), an atheist and most importantly, a gamer. I swear like a sailor, as you can probably tell from my stories. I watch Crash Course, the Nostalgia Critic, AngryJoe, Nerdcubed and Dan Bull. I play XCOM, CoD, Battlefield, Batman Arkham, Skyrim, Fallout and AC. I try to improve myself in every story but yeah, I'm not perfect...... ON TO THE FUN
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My Top 10 Games of the 7th Generation
Honorable Mentions.) Last of Us, Batman; Arkham City, Tom Clancy's Endwar, Dead Space 2
10.) The Elder Scrolls 5; Skyrim
9.) XCOM; Enemy Within
8.) Spec Ops The Line
7.) Tom Clancy's Endwar
6.) Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
5.) Batman Arkham City
4.) Battlefield 4
3.) Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag
2.) Grand Theft Auto 5
1.) Assassin's Creed 2
Favorite Jon Stewart Quotes
“The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every fucking day.”
- Jon Stewart
Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.
― Jon Stewart
If "con" is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress? Or did we just fucking blow your mind?!?
― Jon Stewart
If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
― Jon Stewart
If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.
― Jon Stewart
Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.
― Jon Stewart
I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance
― Jon Stewart
Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people.
― Jon Stewart
So, is there hope for a truly democratic Africa? Long answer: Only if continent-wide improvements in education, human rights and public health are coupled with an aggressive and far-sighted debt-relief program that breaks the cycle of subsistence farming and urban squalor. Short answer: No.
― Jon Stewart
To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the fucking club. Reimburse me for the Iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphragms are on me!
― Jon Stewart
Religion. It’s given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
― Jon Stewart
Thomas Jefferson once said: ‘Of course the people don’t want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they’re being attacked and denounce the pacifists for somehow a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.’ I think that was Jefferson. Oh wait. That was Hermann Goering. Shoot.
― Jon Stewart
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