So my first upload was a fantastic success and while I succeeded in only emotionally scarring 2 people and insulting 1 other, my work remains unfinished. I would also like to thank the few who read and liked the story and this post-celebratory blog post. Unfortunately, I could not invite you to the party since I do not know any of you and my intense fear of having my vintage Jolly Rancher collection stolen clouded my judgement. Still, you'd be happy to know that the cake was pretty good.

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