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Life will look up and shout "Lemons!" and I'll look down and whisper "No." and get bacon instead. Life had a choice, always did. Life could have chosen bacon, but instead chose lemons. That sucks.  

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  • T The Bartender of Canterlot City

    Max works in a bar in Canterlot City. He gets a bunch of different customers visiting the establishment each night.  · Eggtaro
    4,003 words · 2,770 views  ·  428  ·  8
  • T Fauna of Mirrors

    What would you do when your brand new bathroom mirror doesn't act like a normal mirror but instead acts as a looking glass to another world (bathroom, really) and vice-versa?  · Eggtaro
    59,254 words · 5,790 views  ·  420  ·  35
  • E The Baker and The Mailmare

    Opening a bakery shop in Ponyville is tough. Especially when Sugar Cube Corner is right next door. You'd think that ponies be lining up my door, eagerly waiting to buy every single pastry, bread and cake I have to offer. Nope. No pony comes. Just her  · Eggtaro
    6,274 words · 1,520 views  ·  86  ·  5
  • T The Princess and I: Moon

    To help further improve the diplomatic relations between Earth and Equestria, a human was sent to live in Canterlot Castle; to live together in harmony with it's many servants, guards, and two princesses. The human, however, has to serve one of them.  · Eggtaro
    36,954 words · 3,816 views  ·  243  ·  22
  • E The Reject Club

    Life in Canterlot High was already hard as it is. But finding a school club to join? Even harder. All Celery wanted was to be able join a school club, so he can understand what it feels like to belong somewhere. He ends up in an unlikely club.  · Eggtaro
    11,300 words · 718 views  ·  42  ·  2
  • T A Place Where The Sun Might Shine Upon Me

    The city of Canterlot! A place where love is waiting to be discovered! A place where dreams are made into reality! A place where-- my life sucks. Not everything is sunshine and rainbows. Not for me.  · Eggtaro
    15,622 words · 1,679 views  ·  82  ·  9

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  • The Bartender of Canterlot City Max works in a bar in Canterlot City. He gets a bunch of different customers visiting the establishment each night. by Eggtaro 4,003 words · 2,770 views · 428 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Disc: A Grand Place To Discover Your Soul If there exists a timepiece that could count down to the exact moment you meet your soulmate, would you want it? by Eggtaro 2,137 words · 63 views
  • Love Can Be 20% Cooler Too, You Know With only a week left before the Fall Formal, one young man must overcome the hardships and difficulties involved in finding a date to invite to the dance. Will he be able to find his date? Or will he fail, and cry like a little bitch? by Eggtaro 3,613 words · 855 views · 30 likes · 9 dislikes
  • A Funny Little Thing Called Love You all know what love is: it's an emotion --- a feeling that we feel but don't fully understand. Love can fill us up with profound feelings of joy, or stab us deep with a long sharp knife. Love can be funny. Love can be painful. Love can be amazing. by Eggtaro 7,963 words · 1,487 views · 73 likes · 10 dislikes
  • The Backup Friend What if there was a club in school that could provide you with a backup friend? by Eggtaro 5,942 words · 149 views

Finish These, I Must

  • Fauna of Mirrors What would you do when your brand new bathroom mirror doesn't act like a normal mirror but instead acts as a looking glass to another world (bathroom, really) and vice-versa? by Eggtaro 59,254 words · 5,790 views · 420 likes · 35 dislikes
  • The Baker and The Mailmare Opening a bakery shop in Ponyville is tough. Especially when Sugar Cube Corner is right next door. You'd think that ponies be lining up my door, eagerly waiting to buy every single pastry, bread and cake I have to offer. Nope. No pony comes. Just her by Eggtaro 6,274 words · 1,520 views · 86 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Beef Fondue Under The Sunset Beef Fondue is in love with someone, and he wants to confess his feelings to her. But not the plain and simple way, no. Beef wants it to be...special, memorable, and moving. So, naturally, he seeks help from his best friend, Sunset Shimmer. by Eggtaro 10,102 words · 733 views · 39 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Princess and I: Moon To help further improve the diplomatic relations between Earth and Equestria, a human was sent to live in Canterlot Castle; to live together in harmony with it's many servants, guards, and two princesses. The human, however, has to serve one of them. by Eggtaro 36,954 words · 3,816 views · 243 likes · 22 dislikes
  • The Reject Club Life in Canterlot High was already hard as it is. But finding a school club to join? Even harder. All Celery wanted was to be able join a school club, so he can understand what it feels like to belong somewhere. He ends up in an unlikely club. by Eggtaro 11,300 words · 718 views · 42 likes · 2 dislikes
Apr
18th
2017

Back On Track · 12:21pm

Have you guys watch the new season yet? I just did like two hours ago and trust me. It. Was. Awesome!

Not quite sure how I feel for the season though. Seems to me like they are going to focus more on other characters this season? If you have already watch it; did you notice the change in the title card?

But, either way I still love the show and definitely can't wait to see what more the new season has to offer.

I have been gone for quite a while not because of some emotional break-up (single, by the way.), or because of some huge debt that I was in. No, it was because my old laptop had died (bless her soul).

Now trust me when I say I wanted to buy a replacement right away. I wanted to rush and push my way into the nearest computer store and grab myself a fine piece of equipment to help me continue dishing out stories to this website, but alas! I was unable to foresee the fates that will distract me from doing so.

It was because of games, my dear friends. It was games that cause my hand to fork out money for the disc instead of the tech. It was games that diverge my attention from focusing on my typing. It was games that dragged me away from my sitting chair to the warm comforts of my bed (I play my games rested on bed).

Anyway, yeah the moment my laptop died was also the moment when games were already coming out! Games that I wanted to play and enjoy! Games like: Mass Effect: Andromeda (haven't play much yet), Nier: Automata (finished it, love it), Persona 5 (finished it, REALLY love it), Horizon: Zero Dawn (haven't put much into this one yet), etc.

But those days are gone! Well, not really, I mean I will still be playing my games of course, but that's not the point. The point is I finally got my hands on a brand new laptop and I'm ready to (finally) start typing again!

Maybe.

Make sure to go watch the new episodes!

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#38 · 65w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2141002  :I . . .

#36 · 65w, 3d ago · · ·

When do I get to read more into the misadventures of chocolate dick?

#35 · 86w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

>>1993693 kk thx. . . Oh and BTW, don't get me wrong, I like the story and probably will regardless of the outcome, but uh. . . Fluttershy better win, mmk, thx.

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