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They call me Dash, I write ponyfics and poems. I'm not sure what else to write, but might I interest you in a Tia Pet?
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Yes. Yes I am.
Hereby Dubbed:
His Majesty the Peach King of Fimfiction!

Fine folks whose hoers-words I have graced with eyeballs of correction.

A concise list of authors who, in some way, have had me as an editor/pre-reader:
-Kaidan
-Einhander
-Akumokagetsu
-Cerulean Voice
-Garbo802
-Para
-Erol carstein
-Guy_Incognito
Dash Attack
-JapaneseTeeth
-Lilsane
-Logic Flip
-Manes

Jul

17th

2017

Closets are dark. And lonely. I think it's time I left it then. · 4:40am Jul 17th, 2017

Hey guys, it's been a while, how's everyone doing?

Good to hear, but hey, pull up a chair, I got something to get off my chest, and it's something I want to share with all of you.

Report Dash The Stampede · 892 views ·

THE Magnum Opus

The Adventures of Adventure Clyde: The Adventuring Adventure Clyde's life is one of LUXURY and TWILIGHT, but what happens when his nemesis, Inaction Dave comes to put an end to his adventuring adventures? Will Clyde adventure once more? And what of Twilight? by Dash The Stampede 1,056 words · 12 · 0

Stampede's Recommended Reads

T-T-T-Tia! Discord's latest prank on Celestia brings the Princess to see that the grass is definitely greener on her side. And her back. And her belly. Celestia is not amused. Luna is. by Dash The Stampede 1,316 words · 344 · 3
The Adventures of Sweetie_Belle.jpg Sweetie_Belle.jpg lives a fulfilling life, surrounded by close friends and family as she traverses the unusually thin world she lives in. She will become a hero, whether she likes it or not. by Dash The Stampede 2,325 words · 150 · 6
Ghost Town Twilight's greatest mistake has become Celestia's curse. The Princess wanders through Ponyville's quiet streets, searching for answers and solutions. She'll restore the town or drive herself insane trying. by Dash The Stampede 20,197 words · 51 · 8
Button Stash He walks alone, huddled over the console by day, over the wallet by night. Some peg him as a gamer. Some are not wrong. He indeed plays a game, but not the game you think... by Dash The Stampede 2,521 words · 21 · 3
Coming Home For countless days, I have sat upon these dusty shelves, watching, waiting, for her: the one who is destined to call me her own. by Dash The Stampede 2,152 words · 99 · 3

A good assortment of my best works, comedy/randoms and dark, with a hint of sad/romance. All worth checking out. T-T-T-Tia! was #1 on the site at one point!

TFrom Caramel to Toffee
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Everyone dreams of a happy life. Caramel is a pony who finds that dream out of reach, even if he doesn't want to admit it. But when something is standing between you and the life you need, it can’t be buried forever. No matter how hard you try.
Applejack
Big Mac
Caramel
Other
Noteworthy
SecretAgentPlotTwist · 9k words · 274 35 · 5.1k views
TOut of Body
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Rainbow Dash can see Daring Do, but nopony else can. With her own reality in question, Rainbow Dash is roped into a mysterious adventure where not everything is as it seems, and not everypony can be trusted.
Rainbow Dash
Daring Do
zaponator · 27k words · 183 4 · 2.4k views
TMinnkandi Stjarna
MLP: FiM
Sad
There is an ending to every great story. For Spike, Shining Armor's story will never end. No matter what Twilight, Cadence, or the doctors say.
Alt. Universe
Spike
Shining Armor
Bad_Seed_72 · 9k words · 370 11 · 6.7k views
TDismay
MLP: FiM
Dark
Horror
A young mare finds herself trapped in a hellish floating city.
Crossover
OC
Danger Beans · 7.3k words · 21 0 · 562 views
TSurrogate Dashie
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
When Rainbow Dash's date with her boyfriend is crashed by a jilted "lover," she learns there are downsides to being so awesome.
Sex
Rainbow Dash
Big Mac
Spitfire
Berry Punch
Lightning Dust
Jake The Army Guy · 4.7k words · 497 38 · 8.1k views

The Peach Saga

The Peach-Pocalypse Applejack's fields become much more peachy after Twilight's transmogrification spell backfires. Twilight might have a solution. A very tasty one. by Dash The Stampede 2,076 words · 56 · 5
The Day The Peaches Attacked! Peaches. The delectable addiction of one Princess Twilight Sparkle. Twilight honors the little fruits with pride and glory, but what happens when your fruit fights back? Peachment Day is upon us! by Dash The Stampede 1,775 words · 23 · 8
The Peach Has Been Spiked! Twilight's peaches are disappearing on her, right under her nose! She thinks Spike is to blame, but it's not just him... by Dash The Stampede 1,742 words · 26 · 8
End Of Peaches The apocalypse has happened, and ponykind is left with a grim reminder of the past. Peaches no longer exist, wiped out by the apocalyptic eating machine that is the Equestrian Royalty. This is the End of Peaches. by Dash The Stampede 2,151 words · 26 · 12

All five peachy stories written aboard the Twilight Eats A Peach bandwagon. 36 hours of non-stop writing, to churn out this insanity. Each one coincides with the next, from 1 to 5. Read at own risk.

Great stories by greater people

Fire & Rain Sometimes it takes the darkest moments of our lives to find the brightest by Ruirik 133,313 words · 1,969 · 49
Five Score, Divided by Four As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right? by TwistedSpectrum 277,593 words · 4,091 · 212
Fillystata At a fair held in the town of Dappleshore, Twilight stumbles upon something from her family's past and is drawn to investigate. But will she succumb to its sinister influence, and can Trixie and Luna set their differences aside to help her? by adcoon 36,992 words · 156 · 17
Dash of Humanity Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it by Kaidan 94,475 words · 4,114 · 160

All of these are by great people who write other good stuff. Fillystata was the first fic I ever read! It's the entire reason I'm here today, so go thank adcoon, and read his stuff, it's criminally under-appreciated.

Favorite comedy pieces

Check Yourself Before You Tirek Yourself In this corner: the Mad Minotaur of Minos! In that other corner: the True Terror of Tartarus! Who will win the Equestrian champion belt? by PresentPerfect 2,594 words · 72 · 8
Oh to be Old Again What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him? by Minalkra 132,600 words · 4,403 · 156
The Adventures of Schadenfreude The origins, adventures, and glorious antics of Blueblood's royal butler, Schadenfreude. by Daemon McRae 29,788 words · 1,089 · 11