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Quotes and Sayings

As I’ve shopped around different sites looking for stories, I’ve come across some quotes on profile pages that I thought were absolutely genius. If you recognize one marked unknown from somewhere, let me know so that I can give credit where it is due.

'하늘에 잎을 운반 하는 바람"

"When life gives you lemons, do you something clever with them and you just might end up in Kim Gu's quote collection."

                                               -Super Trampoline

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..."

    ~Sephiroth’s Sword

"It takes real guts to admit you're a coward."

    ~Nameless Heretic

"Something taken is worthless, but something earned is worth everything."

    ~Zendura

"Shit happens, find a toilet

Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash.

If hate breeds more hate, then wear a rubber and hate all you want.

Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you

When life beats you down, think of Apollo Creed in Rocky 4, and keep your ass there

When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.

When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.

Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth."

                                                                                                              -Black Ultron

"I believe that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and throw a party."

   ~Ron White (Prince of Douchebags)

"When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard.

When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire."

  ~Jonathan

Personal Quotes:

I'mo kick yo' ass!(At the start of EVERY video game binge)

I can feel my braincells committing suicide(When I'm extremely bored)

I'm sorry, what now?(When I'm ignoring someone)

Fan-fuckin'-tastic!(Sarcasm)

Congratu-fuckin'-lations!(More sarcasm)

You think I give a good goddamn?!(You know you've had these moments too)

I'm going to rip your spine out and use it for a coat hanger!(One of my favorite threats since I was twelve)

Whooptie-fuckin'-doo!(I think this is called "Sarcasm")

There may, or may not be something living in your pocket.(Little cousin after he broke my PS2 memory card)

We have a situation here!...I'm bored!(Seriously, when get bored, bad things happen)

What in zee hell?!(With completely retarded french accent while making prank calls)

Hey, fuck you, man!(Tony Montana accent optional)

Caffine'll kill ya'!(After reading an article about some guy drinking four cans of Monster energy drinks, running outside, then getting hit by a bus)

LIAR!!(To get the full effect of this, you have to throw a random object at someone before saying it)

Death waits for no one, but I'll give you a ten second head start.(A T-shirt that I made)

Don't give me a reason, no one will miss you.(And if they do, well...)

Put a cock in it!(One time some drunk chick at a bar actually did just that, not to me, but it was hilarious)

Is there a pill for what's wrong with you?

You know, it might've helped if you had bigger tits. I still wouldn't have listened to you, but at least I'd have had something to stare at while you rambled on.

Touch me and die.(To anyone who doesn't know me, but still thinks they can be all chumy anyway)

When life give you lemons, punch it in the face and take some apples.(Seize the day, motherfuckers!)

You just HAD to say something, didn't you?!(When someone says, "At least 'this' didn't happen", then it happens)

You have just been violated!!(I have a habit of shooting people in the ass with the shotgun when I play Halo)

Take Captain Hook out of your ass and let's go!(Weird Halloween party)

I want a good, clean fight...here's some bottles and a couple rocks, LET'S GET IT ON!!(Whenever someone says, "Let's take this outside" when I'm in a bar)

Did you feel...molested when you woke up?(I warned him about that woman, and that's all I'm saying)

I'll sodomize you with a rusty chainsaw!(I keep one in the tool shed...just in case)

Find the kid that no one talks to, and talk to him every day. You'll live longer.(Personal motto of mine ever since grade school)

There are easier, and less painful ways to commit suicide.(To anyone that pisses me off)

Give me a dictionary, I'm going to smack some knowledge into you!

What the hell do I think about when I'm asleep?(Woke up once with my pillow stuffed down my shirt like body armor)

There are things going on in my mind that I don't even know about...(Watched "That 70s Show" and found out that this was true)

Well, when zombies eventually take over the world and eat our brains, look on the bright side! You'll have a lot of hot blonde chicks to keep you company!(Do I really have to explain?)

Are you always this stupid? Or are you making a special effort just for me?(Said to many an Idiot at Taco Bell)

I'M IN UR HOUSE STEALIN' UR PORN!!(I've actually called someone just to tell them that)

History of TGDTDWWWWWW (Incomplete)

HIE- The Toxic Age

Shit posting for a while, all is good.

Iron Gauntlet becomes admins, creates new rules.

Shitposters upset

Flabbergasted created TGDTDWWWWWW two weeks before

Mass migration to other groups, not just the shitposters

Shitposters go to TGDTDWWWWWW

TGDTDWWWWWW(The Old Group)- The Cancerous Age

All is good, drama tends to stay in one thread

Is cool for a while

New users start joining.

Some drama but nothing major, The Iron Princess used to change threads titles it was pretty funny group wide investigation

Shitty weeb knock off is made "Off Topic"

They are around for a while, Trekee is admin the founder is a Eris alt.

One night Flabbergasted is about to go to sleep, he was up for about 48 hours

Trekee convinces him to make him admin

Trekee admins Eris, removes other admins, rewrites the rules lots of drama Eris and Trekee delete threads

They ban stuff like swearing, racism, etc.

Make "Off Topic" "sister group"

Flabberghasted comes on the next day and fixes everything, Trekee and Eris is never admin again.

Eris is banned

Some drama

Choco/Koko bans everyone

Flabber unbans everyone, proceeds to ban Choko/Koko

Flabber holds referendum if it should be lifted

Users like Kimba and Scootareader act like children and say they will leave if he doesn't get unbanned

Choco/Koko is unbanned

tensions rise with site admins

Eris is unbanned, Eris post hate speech, Eris is banned

Drama

A user who will go unnamed post porn, group is deleted.

Users from HIE:

Flabberghasted

Trekee

Choco/Koko

Black Ultron

Lou Alp-luachra

Butterkeet a.k.a Normal

The New TGDTDWWWWWW - The Docile Age

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#368 · 23w, 5d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave! :scootangel:

#367 · 36w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2271069 No problem, everyone deserves to play some Pokémon, fanmade or not.

#366 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·

Thanks for the file link and the advice on Pokemon Uranium. I really appreciate it.

My number is 03659. Feel free to hit me up on it after the 24th.

Wonder if you can send the file directly to others, though?

#365 · 37w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2266925 What a coincidence.

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