As I seem unable to uphold any resolutions I set (like 99.99% of the population), I'm going to have hopes for the new year instead.

1. Finish Season 2 and start Season 3
2. Write at least 1,000 words a day (work permitting)
3. Loose enough weight to comfortably wear 2x shirts
4. Properly keep up with my diabetic meds and blood tests
5. Get. A. New. Job.

Hope 2017 is a great year for all of all of you and for The Witching Hour!

Well... this is a bit awkward.
Not a word since Halloween and not even a Merry Christmas/Hearth's Warming to you all. Just call me Scrooge McSnowfall for the Princess' sake.

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Hope you guys get a good fright and a lot of candy! I finally saw Cabin In the Woods today, and I've come to the conclusion that teens in horror movies deserve to die. When choosing to live literally dooms the world and you're going to die anyway, just nut up and know that at least your death has a meaning.

Spoilers!

I'm Emperor Palpatine; I could care less about spoilers, you damned wookie!

*wookie growl*

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Recently over on The Witching Hour group forum (yes, there is a group dedicated to this story; newcomers can find it here!) I made a post regarding that one-shot crack fic I wrote for this past April Fools Day. Mainly, that I’ve started wanting to expand a bit more on the premise, proving again that one-shots that stay one-shots are something that eludes me. That said, I asked the good people of the group to come up with ideas,

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Ah, October; the month of my birth as well has best holiday.
And it's only gotten better.
P.P.O.V. was a very good episode with AJ and Rarity showing off their costumes for this year (pirate and Rose from Titanic respectfully). Just one problem:

Tri-Horned Bunyip!

Bunyip? BUNYIP? BUNYIP!?

Chapter 16 Plot:

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Note: for those new to the party, black font is me, blue is Midnight, orange is Calypso, and bold blue is human Midnight

Well boys and girls, today is the day we all bow down and praise the best character in MLP ever.

A lot of folks don't consider her cannon

Blasphemy!!!

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Well, now that the chapter is out, I can share with the rest of you a new project I'm working on

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Hey Ink, how's the chapter coming?

"Winter is coming..."

Aaand you discovered Game of Thrones... well, you've only got the one season, so finish it up quick!

Hey Ink, how's the chapter coming?

"Wubba wubba ding dong!"

Aaand you're catching up on Rick and Morty... you should really put those two in the story in some way

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Hey, FimFiction, guess who’s back!

After another months-long absence.

We were going to order some cattle prongs in another week.

Still plan to.

You know perfectly well that you three don’t scare me in the least. Two of you are as spooked of spiders as I am and the third is just as scatter-brained as myself. And, no, no new chapter today, but if these three do have their way, then it’ll be soon.

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Two years ago, I casted cannon mlp characters into Jesus Christ Superstar roles as a fun little joke/idea for the Easter season. Now, with several new seasons under our belts, I think it's time to recast a bit.

The changes:

Starlight Glimmer (Judas Iscariot)

Tirek (Caiaphas)

Sombra (Annas (that other high priest guy))

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