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A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

I didn't write any of that.

Not really paying attention to any of this anymore, but I keep the tab open... for some reason.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I'll think of something to say here someday.

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A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

I aspire to much, but am accomplished at little, as much as I wish it weren't so.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

loves tiaras.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

irresistible

Hello. I'm BillyColt. In real life, I'm a dweeby music student from California. Here, I write Pony fanfiction.http://billycolt.tumblr.com/

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

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Did you know brains are gluten-free?

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy