Hey! I like Derpy. And butts. And Derpy's butt. Other butts are cool too, though. ~TOOWC
Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?
The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??
The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.
Damn lmao this site has plenty reason to leave
Just a lovely girl(s) writing about that most entertaining of subjects.
Just a guy that does whatever comes to mind. Giving the D, trolling, cockblocking, and laughing maniacally may apply.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.
I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.
I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.
Hello, future coworkers. Welcome to back when I was... younger. It hurts the more I think about it.
I'm Vinyl Scratch, but more popularly known as DJpon3. I live in Manehattan with my special somepony, Octavia. Nice to meet cha!
King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
A buttery apple. What? You expected actual information on me here?
True criticism encourages growth not through exposition of flaws, but with advice on how to fix them.
Tallest of all the bronies! Maybe. Socal resident that likes ponies, war related things, and the use of the word saucy. Feel free to drop a line or whatever. I love to talk with people. Brony on!
Virginibus puerisque canto. - Horace | O tempora, o mores! - Cicero | Ex Africa semper aliquid novi. - Pliny The Elder
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
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Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.