Retired author, husband and father.

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

"If you're going through hell, Keep Going" - Winston Churchill

(insert bragging rights)

I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

I'll die with the herd. psn: turbogamer110 Discord is TurboTheHouseBug#8926

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

i like ponies :p

Fate fell short

I'm a 15 year old jackass

Yes

Hi there! I'ma real boy! And I like coton candy, lolipops, and ponies! Wooooooooooooooo! Send not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for YOU. MUHAHAHA

I like cats.