Have you ever wondered just what the characters of a fanfic think of fanfics? Have you ever stopped and actually thought just what it was like to have anyone at random pluck you from canon and stick you as an actor in their little plays they make up? Well these characters know what that's like first hand. Witness the hilarity that ensues in a convoluted adventure of excuse plots and tacky cliches that the characters know from the getgo that they are in and that there's nothing that they can do about it.