Ever get the feeling someone somewhere doesn't want you to do something? Well, apart from every possible insinuation regarding Religion.

I ask this because earlier today I was like "Right, I'm in a writing mood. I'm going to tackle Chapter 31 today!", because I was in just the right mindset where my writing isn't completely unreadable.

Then my phone rings....

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I finally bit the bullet.

Last night, I was on Youtube, and I stumbled on a high-def, uncropped version of Equestria Girls. So I watched it.

And... I kinda enjoyed it.

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Greetings my sexy minions!

Yep, all of you who are following me fall into both classes of being incredibly sexy, and also are minions of mine.

Hey, don't look at me like that. You knew what you were getting into when you hit "Follow"...

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Right, Chapter 29 for The Equestria Games was just put out, so I wanted to let y'all know whats happening. And stuff.

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Welp, life is grand.

As of today (June 12th) I am now 19 years old. Things like unemployment, car running costs, and all the other stresses of adulthood only get worse from here. Oh well, may as well enjoy what little youth I have left while I can. By getting insanely drunk with awesome friends!

*pops beer can*

*sips*

What'chu staring for? I'm in England, and here 18 is the legal age.

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That's right ladies and germs, this is a blog. A wonderful magical fantasmagorical blog about why I left you fine people hanging for a month and a bit, as well as some updates about me. I know, I'm such a vain [BLEEP] just talking about myself in my own blog, but, y'know, you guys will have had to come to expect this. That follow button on my page needs an "Are you sure?" option...

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Yeah, I arrived back at Uni earlier, only to find my laptop charger broke on the way.

I'm only going to use my laptop for emergencies until the replacement arrives, so sorry, but no chapter updates for a while.

Yeah, it sucks, but that's life. I can still come on FimFic using Internet Explorer on my Xbox, but I will not be writing chapters with the slow-as-hell typing interface on it. Deal with it, I'm just irked that I can't use my laptop for a few days.

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Well, it's been fun.

I'm heading back up to Uni tomorrow, and the more stalky followers and readers of mine will be happy to know that this means that chapter updates will be more regular for a couple of months. At least, that's the plan.

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Well that was surprising.

The Equestria Games has been featured as a fic of the week on bronyland.com, you can find the blog post by clicking the cat face smilie below:

=3

A huge thanks to them for featuring me. It really means a lot, especially to a FimFiction newb like myself. The blog says it was suggested by someone by the username of Nightly Luna, so to you, I say thank you very much.

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Human fics banned? Nope, as I half-suspected, that was an April fools joke, as was pretty much every announcement yesterday.

Many people are up in arms about being so cruelly tricked, but me? I think that was a pretty damn good joke. If you're p***ed off, get a sense of humor.

I have so much love for Knighty right now. Fooling the entire site? Legend.