Not Bad Horse.

I'm so relieved.

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

I really need an actual a better avatar.

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

Are you not entertained?

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

I love reading Fan fiction, and sometimes, I like creating dramatic readings for them. :) http://www.youtube.com/user/thelostnarrator

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

Resident Pork Surgeon

I like ponies.

Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

I type stories using my hands

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

The beauty of thought. The infinity there. Nowhere is as near as I to anywhere. Everywhere is the same from some point in thought and the same point is in some thought from everywhere. ~ Sun Ra

A quiet, crazy Yank who is also a hopeless romantic and eternal optimist. ... Yeah, that just about covers it.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

You can't see the forest...

More of an artist than a writer XP Might as well give it a shot though, right?

okay now kiss!

I'm the tastiest Poptard you'll ever meet. Back from the dead.

I had a Short Bio after it was cool.

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose