I am Twilight's Automated Helper! I reside in Twilight's Library.

All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

Starting over from scratch. Sorry.

I'm a lot more egotistical than I have any right to be, seeing as how I'm only as unique as everyone else.

The brony who gives Skeeter the Lurker a run for his money in terms of lurkiness

This account is essentially dead. Apologies if you were expecting conclusions. Stories are deleted. I needed to move on.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.

Who let the dogs out?

-none-

I'm a chef and an avid reader of all flavors, and perhaps one day I'll even get around to writing something. Want a recipe, Pony themed or not? Hit me up and I'll help you out!

Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."

Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!

To nope or not to nope? That is the nope.

*Hibernating for the past 4ish years*

Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.

I am Group admin of 'The Fillyfoolers', I write stories about candy colored ponies making and desiring love. Appleshy is my OTP.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"

Gonna be real with you chief. Vanilla is better than chocolate and you cannot tell me otherwise.

Just a normally odd muscian trying to write fanfiction

Like a moth flittering towards a flame.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere