I...I am a monument to all your sins...

space is a waste

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Still slowly trying to disentangle from MLP. It is ... slow going.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.