I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

"You think you know me..."

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Big Mac is Watching

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

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Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5