Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Add me on Discord .f4d32814ck

NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE

Big Brother is Watching You

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

I'm out everyone.

Fillyfooling trans mare with a taste for transpony, SweetieBot, motherhood, sisterhood, and polyamory stories. Also, a cataloger of transpony stories.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

When you feel you lost the right path start from the beginning and try a different course.

Shhh don't tell anyone that I'm Butterkeet in disguise! I am also the ninth goddess and Eris's treacherous middle daughter

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

Ayy lmao

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Moved on.

Please help keep this place a Logic Free Zone. Thank you.

Let's Play..

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I write romance with intimacies, not clop. To my readers, I quote The Bard: “We who prologue-like your humble patience pray, Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.” (Henry V)

When I said I was going to be a Brony for life, I meant it! That didn’t mean one year or two years it meant for life! Also, I'm pretty sociable, PM me if you wish to talk or have any queshtions.

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I have been known to put a jabroni or two through a table.

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I write pony fiction and I love it! Tell me what you think and you never know, I may use it!

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."