809570 Bueller? Bueller?

809570 So I had a weird series of dreams where the primary theme was me being a failure.

In one, I was a British police officer in charge of protecting a visiting queen and princess. It was so detailed with background info on who I was (which I can't really recall) it almost seemed like it was a movie, except I fell asleep to the Looney Tunes so if it was, it was something I had seen ages ago. I was working with two other officers and there was a terrorist group that was trying to kill the princess. We took out two of them, and then were going after this fat guy, who had brainwashed some random girl into doing his bidding. The fat guy got away and we had the girl surrounded, then the princess walked up to her to talk to her. Someone panicked and we all started shooting, nine shots fired, and she was wounded. This triggered a flashback to my previous partners having been gunned down with 10 bullets, me mourning at their graves, and then watching over the wounded girl while thinking about how if I had fired one more round, she would be dead like the others. As the paramedics took her away, she thanked me for staying by her side, and that dream ended.

The next one, I owned some huge estate with lots of buildings. I was trying to show something to someone on my computer and noticed there was a scumware program installed, some kind of fake security program. To remove it I had to go to a server room in another building, so we all headed there. As I accessed a terminal in there, several men appeared and were aiming weapons at us and told us they owned that program. The leader shot me with a stun gun, and when I woke up we all had our hands bound. The leader then made some kind of challenge where if I could escape from the building alive, he would do whatever, and one of his goons whipped out a knife. I thought he was going to kill me, but instead he cut off my bindings, the leader and the others fled, and the last one was going to set the building on fire. We all jumped him and took him out, then somehow teleported in front of the fleeing leader and confronted him, he was not pleased we had thwarted his challenge. Not sure how this one ended, but it didn't go much past that.

The third one, my father wanted me to cook this meal he liked, but I had never made it before. It was something with roast beef, potatoes, and gravy, and I ended up burning the potatoes and everything went to hell.

To top it all off, later today my xbox 360 red ringed. I unplugged it and let it cool off and it did turn back on, but I was not pleased.

809570 I had a weird chain of dreams. I think it started with me being out in the mountains with a scoped, bolt action rifle. I shot at... something. The bullets were some kind of special thing and had a strange smell. It then transitioned to being in school and dragging around this heavy pack and rifle. I didn't know where my classes were and I was so tired I fell asleep on a couch. It then transitioned to the next day, and I had no idea what had happened once I fell asleep and I still didn't know where I had to go and I was still tired so I just went back to the room with the couch.

There were others in that room now, which also had a big table in the center. They were talking to me and whatever happened to make me open my pack and it had all these files and documents and transcripts that were evidence of a conspiracy.

After giving them all the files I just gave up trying to figure out my class schedule and was about to go home when someone gave me this thick tome about the occult. I was going to take it to the library where I work so I walked to it. Along the way, a man tried to get the tome from me but I dashed into the library and he went away.

I took the tome back to the occult section and met a group of people that were 'into it' like a witch's coven or something. It was then that I realized that I was some kind of paranormal investigator (which was why I had been out in the mountains), and that the library was haunted.

After that, I found three spirits and had to say a rhyme as part of a spell to banish them. I came up with it on the spot and sent one away, then fumbled through it on the second one. I can't remember what it was but the last lines ended with 'save' and 'grave' I believe.

The third ghost was angry and wanted to know why he had to be sent away. I told him he could always go back to his grave on his own, and so he did. Mission accomplished? Nope, one of the witches/whatever came up with some device that said zombies were coming. The ghost I had let go on his own had come back with his body and had several more with him. They turned out to be pirates, some item in the library had bound their spirits to it, and they were hungry. The library had a cafe and all the pirates but one had food from it, so I gave $10 to a British-accented one to go get something, even though I knew it only costs $2. He kept the change.

I was hungry so I went to get something and there was this enormous charcoal grill with each rack having tons of things on it. I woke up hungry.

809570 I wonder if he raged, I got in a game with the OpTic Grind 24-hour livestream tonight and I killed him with the Striker right near the start of the match.

He wasn't in the game when it ended.

809525 it makes sense, and will probably make more sense when i read the other chapters. i'm so excited that i get to read the other!