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Semper Fidelis


"Evil prevails when good men do nothing." -Edmund Burke // Officially retired from FimFiction as of 1/1/16

Feb
21st
2018

I'm Not Dead Just FYI tbh famalam · 5:20am Feb 21st, 2018

Here's an update to the single CIAnigger who'll wind up reading this as part of his data mining OP against me. Jokes aside I'm doing pretty alright (not that any of you fags care though). This will pretty much sum up what I've been up to:

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Dec
21st
2016

The Entirety of My Existence is to Shitpost · 5:37pm Dec 21st, 2016

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Nov
16th
2016

Read this post or you will never get the succ · 3:05am Nov 16th, 2016

Sup faggots. I'm still alive.

To sum my life from my last update to now:

>Graduated high school with honors in June
>Started college now and some how managed to not hang myself
>Bought my first gun under my own name (the glorious meme weapon known as the Mosin Nagant 91/31 aka "The Lovable Garbage Rod")
>Voted for Trump and crashed the Democrat party with NO SURVIVORS
>Won a pumpkin carving contest
>Donated blood for the first time

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Nov
25th
2015

A Small Update · 9:51pm Nov 25th, 2015

Hello to whoever is reading this.

Just though I'd make a short post to let you guys know I'm still alive and that my life is going pretty well.

I'm of to college now and will be in Officer Canidate School pretty soon. I don't really have time to continue writing or any of the other shit I used to do here. (which sucks)

I'm pretty much retired from here, I may check in every couple of days or so, but not really much else.

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Jul
3rd
2015

I'm 18 now · 1:46am Jul 3rd, 2015

Yay, I guess.

Also I'm retiring from this site soon. Just an FYI incase you don't hear from me.

Bah, no one reads these anymore anyways. But if you are reading this, thanks. Take care, you awesome bunch of faggots.

Jun
18th
2015

Sweet Lord GabeN Help Me! · 3:47am Jun 18th, 2015

Fallout 4 and Halo 5 have already gotten me erect beyond what is physically possible, then based Bandai-Namco releases this:

I came so much it would make The Sexy Assistant look like a virgin.

May
4th
2015

Bane? · 10:51pm May 4th, 2015

>inb4 fags don't get the Bane/Ben Garrison jokes

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May
3rd
2015

Mayweather vs Pacquiao · 11:43am May 3rd, 2015

>Mayweather wins by judicial dicision
>RIGGED

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May
3rd
2015

The Fight of the 21st century · 3:58am May 3rd, 2015

Currently watching the Floyd Mayweather vs Manny Pacquiao fight at a big party. I got my money on Pacquiao. Who are your bets on?

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Apr
22nd
2015

Top. Fucking. Kek. · 8:41pm Apr 22nd, 2015

Hopefully the good ol' Taliban will show these newfag Jihadist what real terrorism is like. The winner gets toplay North Korea in the finals.

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