read it for the errors; enjoy for the story

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.

I like Pony Things... that's all.

The Last Thing You Never See.

I desire nothing but the pain and suffering of nothing.

I write gorefics. I also like writing grimdarks. If you don't like those two G's or either of them, my stories are not for you! I like to fondle dead bronies.

Creating crossovers that shouldn't exist.

homeschooled teen brony from north carolina who enjoys a good story

Veteran user who used to be obsessed with this show. Though my interest may have waned, the love in my heart shall never die!

i'm currently planning out some songs for YouTube and I'm going to write some fanfics to pass the time! favorite ponies are applejack and vinyl scratch.

Ehhhh

"You think you know me..."

It kills me to hear you say you “choose to love me.” I was hoping that would be a given, given our history.

I'm here to write, chat, and eventually read when I get a smartphone again. I'm always friendly and ready to chat. Hope you like my stories!

We are one, we are many. We are, Xenomorphs!

Formerly "Zeta040"

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Here, I will list my favorite things. MLP Warriors (book series) Headphones The Big Bang Theory JackTHerbert tumblr Rhythm Thief & the Emperor's Treasure Beautiful Art Of Ponies

I'll fix this later. I promise! I do promise! Stop doubting me!!!

I'm a writer, and I write stories about ponies. It'll be a good bet that every story will eventually turn into an adventure. It's what I do. A new chapter will be posted every Sunday.

Hello! I'm an aspiring artist and writer from Honduras!

8000 soldiers!

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.