I feel like I need to tell you all something. This is really important, and I believe it's important for you to know. Jacob Keel doesn't exist. I'm sorry I've let you on for that long. I just wanted to be somebody else if any of my stories sucked.

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Right now, In Arcanorum Regium isn't really that fun to write, and I've really lost interest in it compared to my other unpublished story Excavation. Really, IAR has become more of a continuation of Fall of the Alicorns, which is more directly related to Excavation than anything else.

The thing I need to ask you guys is this:

Should I keep IAR, or is it a lost cause?

Every answer counts, so feel free to throw your two bits in.

It's currently affected by my brother's recent purchase of Kirby's Epic Yarn. I know I should get back to writing, but I'll do that when I'm done with this and Star Wars: Battlefront I.

Once again, I apologize greatly for my distractedness lately. I swear I'll get straight to writing as soon as I'm done with this.
-SoI

Hang the banners! Cut the cake! Decorate the tables! "No wait, Pinkie... not the-!"

*Boom*

Well, now that there's confetti all over the place, I suppose I should explain the reason for this celebration. I now have five followers!

A great thanks to n, Raven Smite, MuffinsRule, monsterlord18, and ADIABETICPONY for your contributions. It feels good to know that you think I'm worthy of following.

Also, a large shoutout to XiF. You sir, know your stuff.

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I have the first chapter for Ripples 90% done. All I need to do is add a few more things and we'll be good to go. It's sort of an "A Sound of Thunder" based idea revolving around an OC, Doctor Whooves, and Octavia.

I might get a chance to upload it by noon tomorrow. Hopefully you like it.

Officially yours,
-SoI

I felt like my name didn't do me justice, and honestly, I realized I could laugh literally laugh at what I had chosen. So instead, I chose something inspiring. Meet your new author Spark of Inspiration. I believe it truly says who I am, and it doesn't sound like something a third-grader would come up with. Also, I have a new profile picture. I'm not sure who did it, but it is so awesome that I couldn't resist.

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Well, after that last post, I feel like you guys could use some laughs. Boy do I have some doozies in my arsenal.

First, did you know that in Oklahoma's state constitution, it says that it is illegal to whale?

Second, in Taiwan, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.

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