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TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

beak enthusiast

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

All journeys come to an end, and every day new ones begin

That one lanky boi who tries to be in every creative portion of the fandom at once. Check my about page for all my links.

A greentext writer gone mad.

Half of everything is luck, James.

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All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

Chelis' Editor in Chief, and a Horse News writer on the side. I like animu, apparently. Send help.

I write hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

America enjoyer, NATO enthusiast, military history and geopolitics appreciator.

Guitarist, failed artist, somewhat of a writer. Also a pretty nice guy believe or it or not.

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

I have done nothing productive all day.

My friends...Thank you...I love you too

"Evil prevails when good men do nothing." -Edmund Burke // Officially retired from FimFiction as of 1/1/16

he/him

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

The first step to getting better is admitting you have a hobby.

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Supreme leader of the Union of Broviet Brocialist Bropublics. Writes tastefully smutty fics when he has time between banishing you to the Gulag and fucking your waifu.

What the hell is a pony?

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

To say I am a bitch would be an understatement, trust me.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

Shut up. Just write.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

They say that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. If you found a way to actually kill a gun, would you shoot bullets out of your hands? Cause that would be awesome.

A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!